Why has no one told Ambrose that off the rope move is straight cartoonish trash

[Golayitdown]

wacky line

 

[Konnan]

He runs around the ring like hes trying his best not to shyt himself too

 

[HYDRO]

Like overly and obviously choreographed wrestling brehs.

I want you to read that shyt you wrote
I honestly want you to just read it
I want you to form the words obviously, choreographed, and wrestling with your mouth
I want you to ponder those words
and then come back when you realize how stupid that statement is

 

[jadillac]

Seth running into the opposite turnbuckle and running off the middle rope is almost just as corny.

but Ambrose matches are bathroom breaks for me. Hasn't had a good one since against HHH last year at RoadBlock

 

[Tommy Fits]

Ehhhh most people that complain about this probably marked out for the worm 15 years ago

 

[Box Factory]

It looks stupid as fukk and doesn't really make sense, but kids usually love goofy signature shyt like that.

I bet there's kids bouncing off their couches or whatever emulating it so

 

[Devilinurear]

Ehhhh most people that complain about this probably marked out for the worm 15 years ago

The worm was devastating move though.

 

[Golayitdown]

I always thought it was his way of doing that shyt where ric flair gets irish whipped and flips upside down into the turnbuckle then comes walking out of it

As stupid as it looks I can rock with Flair's cause it's a goofy looking comedy spot that isn't used as offense.

Ambrose is getting his ass whipped, bounces between the ropes and back like that would give him any momentum

It looks stupid as fukk and doesn't really make sense, but kids usually love goofy signature shyt like that.

I bet there's kids bouncing off their couches or whatever emulating it so

I'd pay good money to see these kids getting stuck in the couch cushions trying to do that shyt.

 

[prophecypro]

eh, its fine

 

[StatUS]

 

[OH SOHH TRILL]

I want you to read that shyt you wrote
I honestly want you to just read it
I want you to form the words obviously, choreographed, and wrestling with your mouth
I want you to ponder those words
and then come back when you realize how stupid that statement is

I like my wrestling to look somewhat like a real fight, thus there is nothing wrong with not liking "overly and obviously choreographed wrestling."

 

[OH SOHH TRILL]

Done that way, it looks good, but that's not what he does 99% of the time.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

He runs around the ring like hes trying his best not to shyt himself too

Drug withdrawal

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

 

[StatUS]

Done that way, it looks good, but that's not what he does 99% of the time.

Ambrose ain't Kyle O'reily or Nigel McGuinness