Why has no one told Ambrose that off the rope move is straight cartoonish trash

[Cheech&Chong]

It's even worse when he does it outside of the ring and spins on the mat

 

[Crack Daniels]

Pretty much every move he does looks weak as fukk...There's very little power, explosiveness, finesse etc behind them.

 

[mrken12]

His spots look bad because he doesn't workout, and he isn't athletic.

Punk wasn't all that athletic either but he still was way ahead of Ambrose in the ring. Ambrose is just terrible in execution.

 

[jwinfield]

 

[OH SOHH TRILL]

 

[OH SOHH TRILL]

How this shyt turn into a Scotty 2 Hotty debate

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

The shyt literally screams, "hey look, wrestling is fake."

So does the Sharpshooter, the Canadien Destroyer, the Superplex and 90% of cool shyt in wrestling. We know its fake, who gives a fukk?

I like the rebound off the ropes precisely because its cartoonish and stupid and funny. You know, like Flair shoving somebody off, taking three or four confident steps, then suddenly collapsing like Wile E. Coyote when he realized he wasnt standing on anything.

Its ok. Wrestling is stupid. That doesnt mean it cant still be entertaining.

 

[Amor fati]

Dean is the new Sandman.

 

[Nero Christ]

smoovest shyt to ever happen in a wwf/e ring

 

[Momentum]

Austin kinda did

Austin hates these NXT guys

Told KO he's going to fly in and teach him how to do a GD stunner

 

[Cladyclad]

delete

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

So does the Sharpshooter, the Canadien Destroyer, the Superplex and 90% of cool shyt in wrestling. .

none of those moves look fake

you could of said some shyt like the catapult or cesaro's swing

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

none of those moves look fake

are you high? :jagfan:

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

are you high? :jagfan:

how do they look fake
knowing how the movie works =/= it looks fake

how do they look fake

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

how do they look fake
knowing how the movie works =/= it looks fake

how do they look fake

I have to explain why slowly climbing your way to standing on the turnbuckle in careful coordination with your opponent, as you both steady and balance each other out until you perform a synchronized leap / forward flip to the ground below seems like a fake fighting move?



Go up to a random person and attempt to put them in the sharpshooter against their will You couldnt do it to a teenager, much less a grown man youre engaged in battle with. Laying there motionless while your opponent does whatever the fukk he wants with your legs Stop it