Why is buying toilet paper so embarrassing?

[ThrobbingHood]

damn I’m a nasty nikka…not even being funny when I say I can’t remember the last time I bought condoms…probably 2012/2013

Haha. I was meeting my ex at the train station, we hadn’t seen each other in a month. Went to buy condoms and lube at the same time.

We go to buy it and this big Nell Carter built bytch just looks at us like .

My ex looks away with embarrassment

I’m trying my hardest not to laugh. Probably mad no one at church has tried choosing on her.

 

[richaveli83]

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Buying Plan B tho…

Accompanying her to the abortion clinic….

 

[Buckeye Fever]

This the coli. Dudes would see a girl in the store with toilet paper and ask "can I come over and help you wipe?"

 

[MikelArteta]

get a bidet then you won't have to buy so often

 

[Mystic]

damn I’m a nasty nikka…not even being funny when I say I can’t remember the last time I bought condoms…probably 2012/2013

shyt I'm with you I never wore a condom in my life #rawlikemondaynight

 

[VegetasHairline]

I swear, this site is detached from reality. You only hear shyt like this on here.

 

[Hoodoo Child]

Buying laxatives?

 

[Mystic]

get a bidet then you won't have to buy so often

Shooting warm water up your bussy brehs

but on the real Bidets are GOATED

 

[Diondon]

 

[Coco Loco]

It's not, I'd feel a way if someone said they don't buy it. Try buying pads and tampons. In my youth I used to feel a way going down the feminine hygiene aisle/having them in my cart but now with all of these alternative women, I don't. All factory parts, CERTIFIED!

 

[duncanthetall]

Shooting warm water up your bussy brehs

but on the real Bidets are GOATED

Why you referring to ya own a$$hole as a bussy my guy?

 

[BangBike]

Get Amazon prime and have some other clown deliver it to you, breh..

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Unless you're a college student, buying that big orange box of ramen noodles is up there

 

[Sauce and Footwork]

Why does that feel embarrassing to you. Everybody has to wipe they ass