Why is buying toilet paper so embarrassing?

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

damn I’m a nasty nikka…not even being funny when I say I can’t remember the last time I bought condoms…probably 2012/2013

Bro you was going raw in that fat chic earlier this year?

 

[Made Man]

When I was in my teens I felt this way, but as I got older and started making money and started buying that good shyt I don’t give a fukk. It’s low key a flex to me now , especially when I get that big ass pack with like 12 in them .

As a matter of fact , I might judge you if you buying that cheap shyt.

 

[froggle]

Man, I’ve gone to the store to buy pads for my chick. It’s only a big deal if you make it one. Nobody gives a fukk what you’re buying unless they are judgmental and unhappy individuals.

I remember I used to have to get it for my mom and I would be so ashamed....you get older and I honestly don't care what anyone thinks

 

[((ReFleXioN)) EteRNaL]

Breh this what I mean. I only went for toilet paper. I didn’t need to shyt right away but with kids in the house you just never know

That's why you always gotta buy a few other things with it. Some toothpaste and some bread or some shyt .......shytting will always be a shameful deed for some reason. Even Dogs look ashamed when they shyt

 

[get my pool]

Only time I ever felt some kinda way buying something was getting a honey pack when some hoes got in line behind me. Tried to whisper that shyt. Hope they wasn’t paying attention

 

[MMS]

nah, buying roach stuff or rodent stuff is the ultimate feeling of being judged at the store.

Lice medication takes the cake

 

[Canada Goose]

Ppl really feel this way about toilet paper? Nikka everybody poops


Tampons and Astrogilde are the only things I can see an human being embarrassed to buy. Most women need tampons though, very few men need lube.


Ethier way I'm sure Amazon sells these things so that's one way to get around the embarrassment

 

[patscorpio]

never that
what is embarrassing is when a random dude rolls up on you at walmart and asks you what toilet paper he should get?

 

[Umoja]

Buying condoms is. Especially when you’re with your lady and a black woman serves you.

They give the most judgemental looks. Had my ex turning bright red.

Went out of your way to confirm you're a member of

 

[Geek Nasty]

Never got embarrassed about buying condoms. I remember once a woman behind me started giggling once never understood that.

Now one time I had a weird combination of items; condoms, string, duct tape and lotion I said put a couple items back and drove to a different drugstore to get the rest

 

[Bmezy]

Mind you..
Y’all a bunch of 35+ year old men

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Went out of your way to confirm you're a member of

Went out of your way to confirm you’re a CAC… black people come in different hues. But you’d know that if you weren’t

 

[TRUEST]

It is embarrassing. It’s embarrassing because people will have in their minds the image of you wiping your ass. And that is comically embarrassing. If you don’t understand this, it’s because you lack the presence of mind to comprehend human cues.

 

[Mystic]

get a bidet then you won't have to buy so often

Shooting warm water up your bussy brehs

Why you referring to ya own a$$hole as a bussy my guy?

Bussy may be a hilarious word but I never once called my a$$hole bussy and never will

 

[Breh Obama]

It is embarrassing. It’s embarrassing because people will have in their minds the image of you wiping your ass. And that is comically embarrassing. If you don’t understand this, it’s because you lack the presence of mind to comprehend human cues.

Facts breh!!!!!