Why is buying toilet paper so embarrassing?

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

Buying condoms is. Especially when you’re with your lady and a black woman serves you.

They give the most judgemental looks. Had my ex turning bright red.

Raw gang, we either winning hard, or lose hard.

Dont even ask.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Bright red huh?
That black woman knew what's up

My ex was black. We come in different colors.

 

[High Art]

Buying condoms is. Especially when you’re with your lady and a black woman serves you.

They give the most judgemental looks. Had my ex turning bright red.

My current girl is on the lighter side. That makes the situation extra amusing at times.

 

[Max Power]

OP is a mentally unstable, miserable loser so it makes sense something as trivial as buying toilet paper causes him embarrassment and mental anguish.

 

[concise]

Unless you're a college student, buying that big orange box of ramen noodles is up there

This is it.



NGL, I was try to make sure I have at least a few healthy things in my cart when shopping so people don't go judging. Even if there's Doritos and soda in there.
Some steel cut oats, box of Cheerios, fresh fruits, almond milk, something.

 

[xCivicx]

I get my tp from Sam's and I check out on my phone

 

[The Wall Is Undefeated!]

The only thing you should be embarrassed about when it comes to buying toilet paper (we call bog roll in the UK) is if you buy the expensive stuff.
Why?
It all goes down the crapper, eventually.

 

[Genos]

I've worked as a cashier a few times. No body gives a fukk what you are buying, especially something as essential as toilet paper

 

[pete clemenza]

So what's the OP's thoughts of when everyone was literally fighting over toliet paper in broad daylight in 2020 when Covid first hit

 

[Giselle]

Why does it feel so shameful standing in line at the store with some toilet paper in hand as if we don’t all shyt?

How is it embarrassing? And I forgot y’all were males and don’t use toilet paper for pee. How they know you not buying it for a woman?

You sound like my dad when he had to buy me pads the first few times, but that’s understandable. Yours is ridiculous

 

[Breh Obama]

The only thing you should be embarrassed about when it comes to buying toilet paper (we call bog roll in the UK) is if you buy the expensive stuff.
Why?
It all goes down the crapper, eventually.

Nah breh. The cheap stuff feels like sandpaper

 

[Hoodoo Child]

y’all have all but killed the actual definition of this fukkin word

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

So what's the OP's thoughts of when everyone was literally fighting over toliet paper in broad daylight in 2020 when Covid first hit

Battle of the toilet paper rolls

 

[Fade Runner 2049]

 

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

Some coli breh store clerk finna get fired finna troll the next customer buying toilet paper on some "Yo, u gonna take a shyt, b?" after reading this thread.