Why is buying toilet paper so embarrassing?

[datnigDASTARDLY]

Buying condoms is. Especially when you’re with your lady and a black woman serves you.

They give the most judgemental looks. Had my ex turning bright red.

"Boy if you don't go and put that box of Magnums back "

 

[Antwon Mitchell]

Being seen buying bulk packs of cheap ramen noodles is more embarrassing, cashier and all looking at you while you're trying not to look sad in the face .

 

[Elim Garak]

If you really feel that insecure just order it on Amazon or something lol.

 

[Phantum]

It's not, I'd feel a way if someone said they don't buy it. Try buying pads and tampons. In my youth I used to feel a way going down the feminine hygiene aisle/having them in my cart but now with all of these alternative women, I don't. All factory parts, CERTIFIED!

I remember when I would see a bad chick in the drug store


Then she walks in the feminine hygiene aisle

 

[Luke Cage]

OP got some insecurities to work through if he think buying toilet paper is embarassing. People aren't judging you for buying toilet, except for covid when people were buying out the store and leaving none for anyone else. then they got judged.

 

[Harry B]

Only buying toilet paper right before the store closed had me feeling like I had to pick up a bunch of other things I didn’t need

Wasn’t trying to look like I ran out of paper while I was about to get business done

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

you should only be ashamed if you cheaping out and buy 2 ply or whatever they translucent rolls they sell at the dollar store that so weak you can pinch the whole roll flat. might as well wipe with some drywall.

 

[Hey_zeus]

It's not. Walk thru with the mega pack with ease.

 

[Coco Loco]

I remember when I would see a bad chick in the drug store


Then she walks in the feminine hygiene aisle

I bet that walk hits different now with these alternatives. You better wait until she comes out to shoot your shot

 

[Koli_Kat]

It's embarrassing because you don't have a bidget nikka

Grown ass man still buying toilet paper like it's 2016

 

[maxamusa]

OP get a tushy bidet and become free of your insecurities ....


drop #coli in the promo code for 35% off

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

nikkas still wipe they ass in 2022?

Bidet gang and air dry, you heathen

 

[Clayton Endicott]

We go to buy it and this big Nell Carter built bytch just looks at us like .

 

[$cam-U-Well_Jack$on]

2022 and people still wiping ass with dry ass paper like some dirty ass nasty savages.

BidgetGANG taking no Ls

I JUST got my bidet attachment in today that I ordered from Amazon. Gonna install it tomorrow.

 

[Duke Wy Lin]

Buying condoms is. Especially when you’re with your lady and a black woman serves you.

They give the most judgemental looks. Had my ex turning bright red.

Bright red huh?
That black woman knew what's up