Why is Chinese food so disgusting?

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Went to the mother f u c k in g Chinese buffet and that s h i t was mother f u c k i n g marvelous. I'm a very simple dude when it comes to everything. I find what I like and rock with it forever. I went straight to the fried rice (theirs was neon yellow). Then I put The F u c k i n g General's Tso chicken all over the rice. Went heavy with the sauce which was on point like damn. Sweet but not too sweet. The right consistency. Purely immaculate. Tossed a couple of eggs rolls just for fun. That was the first plate.

Second one was Yellow fried rice with the White rice version and more of the mother f u c k i n g General and that sauce from the Gods. Mixed the sauce all up in the different rice and killed that s h i t. Added some string beans to the mix because why not.

Last plate was the double rice with hella sauce and just a few pieces of chicken. Added hella string beans (forgot to mention that they still had a decent "snap" to them) and a gang of spinach. Wanted to pretend to offset the damage that I was doing with the rice, chicken and sauce.

That s h i t had me fuller than all hell. Rejuvenated my Chinese food interest. That will be only spot for Chinese for my foreseeable future. I gotta scheme up a way to get back there within the upcoming months. Simply magnificent.
 

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OP stays coming through with whack posts and me pointing it out irks him. He stays side talking a nikka on the quote thing daily :mjpls:

You're the whack version of SHOT 9 TIMES / BUCKEYE FEVER.

You shoulda took his ban.

OP has trouble controlling his weight like a broad.

That's why he hates Chinese shyt.
 
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