Why It's Impossible to Indict a Cop

[DEAD7]

you don't even know what the words you're using mean

Ultimately power and law enforcement has to rely at a final source. Thats the government's police.

This isn't Baghdad idiot

I'd ask you to explain this, but nothing would come from it but more nonsense. Youre right, it must be the state... after all this isnt baghdad.

Yeah you are. Thats all you do.

Compelling argument.

 

[DEAD7]

Did you forget this already???



You can't be this fukking stupid.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/l-p-d-libertarian-police-department

L.P.D.: Libertarian Police Department
BY TOM O’DONNELL

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  Photograph: Spencer Platt/Getty

Higher learning ya'll

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

You win breh, I have no clue what you're trying to say or how its relevant.
Just forget the whole monopoly thing.



My point is govt. faces zero competition... thats it. Nothing more, nothing less. I apologize for using the word "monopoly" assuming thats what ruffled you...

again showing you don't know what this means.

Government isn't meant to face competition at all fronts.

Thats what GOVERNMENT is.

And I find it funny that you're against reform instead of just playing pin the tail on the jackass with a social institution.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

I'd ask you to explain this, but nothing would come from it but more nonsense. Youre right, it must be the state... after all this isnt baghdad.


Compelling argument.

The government is the end all and be all of law enforcement.

I don't want COMPANIES deciding that.

Government is needed at fundamental levels.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Higher learning ya'll

Parody is the best way for you to learn what you should have picked up somewhere in-between losing brain cells in college

your "private police" force would end up with you having to deal with some form of obamacare for protection.

 

[DEAD7]

 

[JahFocus CS]

Argue for capitalism in other threads and then act like privatization isn't an option, brehs.

 

[DEAD7]

let me give it the ole college try.





@Napoleon
"you don't want companies deciding that" pretty much sums up your position... and thats fine. I understand that sentiment, and where it comes from. My question to you is how exactly would private police forces be worse? Keep in mind, public ran law enforcement agencies are executing niqqas in the middle of the street in broad daylight, investigating complaints against them, and finding they did nothing wrong.

 

[CHL]

Did you forget this already???



You can't be this fukking stupid.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/l-p-d-libertarian-police-department

L.P.D.: Libertarian Police Department
BY TOM O’DONNELL

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• Space Rocks!” is out now.
  
  Photograph: Spencer Platt/Getty

I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.

“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”

“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”


“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”

The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”

“Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”

“Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”

He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.”

“Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”

I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside.

“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.

“Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.

“Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?”

It didn’t seem like they did.

“Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.”

Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing.

I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it.

“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled.

Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him.

“Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.

I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!”

He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.

“All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.”

“Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy.

“Because I was afraid.”

“Afraid?”

“Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.”

I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.

“Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.”

He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.

“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®”

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Body cams and private(contracted) law enforcement is the way to go IMHO.

I want to punch you in the face

 

[DEAD7]

I want to punch you in the face

explain?

 

[Yapdatfool]

I want to punch you in the face

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

explain?

Private police force huh

So people who can't afford mercenaries and security details should be subject to any and all crime

No fukking thanks breh

 

[Elite_Echelon]

The ruling class need the loyalty of the police just as the farmer will turn a blind eye if the sheep dog bites one of his sheep. He may scold it but he will not harm it because the dog is far more valuable to him than the sheep are however, if it bit one of his children is dies immediately. Mos of us are the unfortunate sheep.

 

[DEAD7]

Private police force huh

So people who can't afford mercenaries and security details should be subject to any and all crime

No fukking thanks breh

The police force would be contracted by the state or county. No one would be left in the cold...