Why You Dont Get Girls Volume 1 : You smell bad.

[Mike Nasty]

Change your behaviors: brush your teeth 3 times a day,

and floss after every meal and use a tongue scraper.

 

[Luken]

nikka gets no bytches with this basic ass game.

Breh said take a shower and brush your teeth

These threads are going to be a series of information for brehs that are completely clueness. some nikkas dont know how dirty they are until some tells them or checks them this isnt one of those all out PUA strategies and concoction threads

Hes hiding the REAL advice. Like BODY LANGUAGE, pattern of words, and grooming. Hes intentonally supressing real knowledge.

im not hiding advice, im just speaking on basic human traits in relation to western society. some nikkas are just out of touch. literally.

who the fukk is washing without soap?

Basic and clueless nikkas that dont know better.

bullshyt, thats like 50% of cacs

Bad hygiene applies to everyone breh, even and especially nikkas

 

[Luken]

Don't tag me in this bullshyt. I shower every day.

With hot water and soap?
A washcloth that you wash weekly?
do you have a separate cloth for your nether regions?

 

[hotbeezie]

nikka gets no bytches with this basic ass game.

Breh said take a shower and brush your teeth

I work in healthcare it’s ridiculous how many nikkas don’t wash they ass.

 

[Luken]

ESPECIALLY DURING THE SUMMER. nikkaS WALKING AROUND WITH SHORTS ON NOT REALIZING THEIR NUTS AND DIKK STINK AND THE ODOR IS FILLING THE ROOM

SUPER PAUSE, YOU GOTTA REALIZE THERES ONLY SO MUCH THAT SEPARATES YOUR DIKK, NUT AND OTHER SMELLY PLACES FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD. LITERALLY JUST 2 PIECES OF FABRIC BREHS

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

@IbucciMane!

 

[Luken]

I work in healthcare it’s ridiculous how many nikkas don’t wash they ass.

@FireDwaneCasey another health care professional, please sign off on this too.

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

This is basic.

Get a decent muscular body
Have a deep voice
Walk with your shoulders down and head up
Grow some facial hair
Smile*..if u can
Joke a little
Talk slower
Have high self esteem

*Not in pictures, only in the field...unless there's a reason/theme

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

buy two packs of draws every quarter

if you need help with ya smell goods hit up a breh who frequents black book stores and events for the cheap.

also use baking Soda for your teef if you trying to get em pearly white.

This stuff about the draws is the truth man. I once got knocked out at a high school football game and the EMTs had to get me out of my uniform cause my knee had also got blown out. Ma dukes said I had streaks on my draws. I had on some Batman boxers too, she said the Batman logo had dookie stains on it

 

[hotbeezie]

@FireDwaneCasey another health care professional, please sign off on this too.

What’s going on here???

I’m a Medical Laboratory Scientist (ASCP) I work rural hospitals and small reference labs so I do my own phlebotomy and Arterial Bloods (That’s how I actually see patients)

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Breh said take a shower and brush your teeth

Why does this have me crying

 

[Luken]

This stuff about the draws is the truth man. I once got knocked out at a high school football game and the EMTs had to get me out of my uniform cause my knee had also got blown out. Ma dukes said I had streaks on my draws. I had on some Batman boxers too, she said the Batman logo had dookie stains on it

how though breh, how??!?!

were your draws so old they just settled? or were they fresh stains from not wiping properly in the morning?

was the EMTS female?

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

how though breh, how??!?!

were your draws so old they just settled? or were they fresh stains from not wiping properly in the morning?

was the EMTS female?

I was just a young blood back then

 

[Luken]

What’s going on here???

I’m a Medical Laboratory Scientist (ASCP) I work rural hospitals and small reference labs so I do my own phlebotomy and Arterial Bloods (That’s how I actually see patients)

@FireDwaneCasey works in a hospital too, he should also be able to add on with this type of knowledge. my moms been an RN so i know how dirty patients get myself


i never understood why but my parents would always bathe me before going to the dentist or doctor or whatever. that shyt is ingrained into me now. thank god for parents

 

[Zero]

nikka gets no bytches with this basic ass game.

Breh said take a shower and brush your teeth

I feel you but some of these dudes are REALLY lost