Why You Dont Get Girls Volume 1 : You smell bad.

[Yaddam Yussein]

Don't tag me in this bullshyt. I shower every day.

With hot water and soap?
A washcloth that you wash weekly?
do you have a separate cloth for your nether regions?

 

[datnigDASTARDLY]

This stuff about the draws is the truth man. I once got knocked out at a high school football game and the EMTs had to get me out of my uniform cause my knee had also got blown out. Ma dukes said I had streaks on my draws. I had on some Batman boxers too, she said the Batman logo had dookie stains on it

W-Why you telling people this breh

 

[Brolic]

buy two packs of draws every quarter

This stuff about the draws is the truth man. I once got knocked out at a high school football game and the EMTs had to get me out of my uniform cause my knee had also got blown out. Ma dukes said I had streaks on my draws. I had on some Batman boxers too, she said the Batman logo had dookie stains on it

Wear black boxers just to be safe.

 

[SirReginald]

With hot water and soap?
A washcloth that you wash weekly?
do you have a separate cloth for your nether regions?

Yes, you weird ass nikka Hot water helps kill the germs with soap and I wash every region Do you think I'm stupid or something?

 

[hotbeezie]

@FireDwaneCasey works in a hospital too, he should also be able to add on with this type of knowledge. my moms been an RN so i know how dirty patients get myself


i never understood why but my parents would always bathe me before going to the dentist or doctor or whatever. that shyt is ingrained into me now. thank god for parents

Man I feel for the Nursing staff and the BS they put up with...I’m surprised more nurses and out beating the shyt out disrespectful ass patients

 

[J Money]

If you ain't using dudu soap you out here taking Ls

Also lowkey I use them gloves in the shower shyt makes me feel squeaky clean after I jump out the shower

 

[ViShawn]

You gotta rub your hands together like AMS.

Anyways I got Tom Ford on my side in the scent game.

 

[WesCrook]

Sometimes, when I go to a female's crib, I'd ask: "Can you give me a washcloth so I can freshen up a bit? I've been out making runs."

They always appreciate that.


Plus, your chances of getting some dome go way up

 

[Zero]

This stuff about the draws is the truth man. I once got knocked out at a high school football game and the EMTs had to get me out of my uniform cause my knee had also got blown out. Ma dukes said I had streaks on my draws. I had on some Batman boxers too, she said the Batman logo had dookie stains on it

Volume 2: You aint gotta tell everybody every thing

 

[Mastamimd]

nikkas don't understand how much a shower can change the rest of your day. And take a 30 minute shower...them in and out showers maybe before you go to bed but if you ain't showering for at least 20 to 25 you ain't fresh.

 

[Black]

@IbucciMane!

 

[Zero]

nikkas don't understand how much a shower can change the rest of your day. And take a 30 minute shower...them in and out showers maybe before you go to bed but if you ain't showering for at least 20 to 25 you ain't fresh.

30 minute shower? Your wasteful ass

10, 15 at the most. Next you're gonna tell me you shower 4-5 times a day

 

[Mastamimd]

30 minute shower? Your wasteful ass

10, 15 at the most. Next you're gonna tell me you shower 4-5 times a day

Once if I take a 30 min shower, twice otherwise.

 

[Monsanto]

Are there grown men not bathing out there

Plenty. There was a thread on here that people admitted they don't bathe before going to bed and after waking up.

 

[hotbeezie]

This stuff about the draws is the truth man. I once got knocked out at a high school football game and the EMTs had to get me out of my uniform cause my knee had also got blown out. Ma dukes said I had streaks on my draws. I had on some Batman boxers too, she said the Batman logo had dookie stains on it

Gotdamn


Ma dukes:
“ Son, I know you going through it, but it I got some bad news”


Toe jay:

“What? How bad is it, I won’t be able to play no more??”


Ma:

“You had DooDoo streaks in ya Batman drawls and everybody saw it, I been told yo ass and you wouldn’t listen”

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Toe Jay:

EMT:


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