why you go to white parties

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do you need any more reasons? :mjpls:
I need more reasons because those bytches probably have herpes.
 

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I been to way too many cac filled parties as a youngin (15-20)

The downside is 90 percent of them get too fukking drunk and start crying,yelling or getting aggresive. If you manage to pull one of those dum sluts in between being sober and too wasted( wich can be difficult as two shots and a hit off a joint will render them useless ) then it's :lawd:( but then you have to worry about her other cac friends accusing you of rape .
 

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I only go to white parties because my best friend is a chill ass white dude and he takes me to them but they have some nice girls. I'm in the bible belt near a rural area in the south so some chicks are on that :mjpls: tip and only really fukk with them :upsetfavre: boys with the deer camo shyt on and the Ford F150 or those hipster CAC
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type dudes but the rest of them be feeling a nikka! :whew:




I can still :eat: good off of most of them and some of them white boys be giving me the death stare too they get so mad that I'm cuffing a chick they are trying to get with. They glance at me like they wish they could lynch my ass on the spot.:heh: Shyt is crazy breh...
 

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Why go to white parties...

1. White parties are were the "hard" drugs are out...I aint never been to a "black" party that had anything more than coke...and that's a maybe...I aint never been to a "white" party where there wasn't some coke...or pills...or LSD...or scooby snacks ( basically a pill form of meth ).

2. If a white girl is feeling you at a party she will let you know quick, fast, and in a hurry...if you been to a few "white" parties in your life, then at least once, no matter what race you are...you had some scummy white chick just grab your hand, start leading you through a house, trying to open every door she come across, and the second she find an open room with enough space for her to squat on your meat...well...she squats on your meat...

3. Some smoked out white dude always goes on a taco bell run...taco cabana run...chicken express run ( white people chicken :scusthov:)...mcdonalds dollar menu run...you be at a "white" party hungry as fukk and then some random dude comes busting through the doors with 4 bags full of doritos locos tacos...:ahh:

4. You are always going to see a lame ass passive aggressive "white" people fight where nobody gets hurt...and you will always see somebody get defaced if they fall asleep and enough people notice...

There are others but those are the top 4 to me...

The smell though...:mindblown::damn::to:
 

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3. Some smoked out white dude always goes on a taco bell run...taco cabana run...chicken express run ( white people chicken :scusthov:)...mcdonalds dollar menu run...you be at a "white" party hungry as fukk and then some random dude comes busting through the doors with 4 bags full of doritos locos tacos...:ahh:
If this ain't the truest shyt I ever read... :pachaha:
 

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Honestly, some of the funnest parties I been to were white parties.

So much :banderas: going on, as long as you stay the LEAST fukked up then youre good.


But white boy wasted is so much :banderas:
 

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why the fukk do people on here lust over white girls so hard? i dont get it.
 
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