Why go to white parties...
1. White parties are were the "hard" drugs are out...I aint never been to a "black" party that had anything more than coke...and that's a maybe...I aint never been to a "white" party where there wasn't some coke...or pills...or LSD...or scooby snacks ( basically a pill form of meth ).
2. If a white girl is feeling you at a party she will let you know quick, fast, and in a hurry...if you been to a few "white" parties in your life, then at least once, no matter what race you are...you had some scummy white chick just grab your hand, start leading you through a house, trying to open every door she come across, and the second she find an open room with enough space for her to squat on your meat...well...she squats on your meat...
3. Some smoked out white dude always goes on a taco bell run...taco cabana run...chicken express run ( white people chicken)...mcdonalds dollar menu run...you be at a "white" party hungry as fukk and then some random dude comes busting through the doors with 4 bags full of doritos locos tacos...
4. You are always going to see a lame ass passive aggressive "white" people fight where nobody gets hurt...and you will always see somebody get defaced if they fall asleep and enough people notice...
There are others but those are the top 4 to me...
The smell though...
this is sooooooo spot on
i went to a house party last year some punk kids threw in a house they all lived in and rented out and they had bands playing in the living, so much drugs, alcohol and a couple kegs and the fukking living room floor caved in
they didn't even seem affected by it, they just were like whatever 
and took the party outside 
shyt was live as fukk, though. one of the best parties ive been to, although it smelled horrible cause it was all a bunch punk hippies who don't shower and wear the same clothes unwashed for a week
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and they left. I'm standin outside bout to take another hit and I'm lookin at them like 
queens
