why you go to white parties

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I'm with @honestly? on this one.

The curves on them Brazillian mami's are :banderas:.

Problem with the white girls over here generally is they lack curves and when they got curves they usually just plain old fat.

Reminds me of that Q line:

"lookin' at them curves, you what I deserve.
Let's head up to the crib 'ol girl just say the word." :dj2:
 

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I'm with @honestly? on this one.

The curves on them Brazillian mami's are :banderas:.

Problem with the white girls over here generally is they lack curves and when they got curves they usually just plain old fat.

Reminds me of that Q line:

"lookin' at them curves, you what I deserve.
Let's head up to the crib 'ol girl just say the word." :dj2:

Idk, most foreigners I see over here doing tourism have titties. Ass not so much.
 

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I'm with @honestly? on this one.

The curves on them Brazillian mami's are :banderas:.

Problem with the white girls over here generally is they lack curves and when they got curves they usually just plain old fat.

Reminds me of that Q line:

"lookin' at them curves, you what I deserve.
Let's head up to the crib 'ol girl just say the word." :dj2:

i dont live in brazil. :comeon:

i live in england the home of the white girl :camby:
 

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Seems older white women like me younger ones not so much.:patrice:

But thats okay cuzz my fav kinda porn is white milf with black guys.
:wow:

not that fake shyt im talking about that homegrownshyt
:blessed:
 

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Dese the type of all white parties where the ugliest of brothers can waltz in and be treated like a god of partying dancing with mere mortals :blessed:
 

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Why go to white parties...

1. White parties are were the "hard" drugs are out...I aint never been to a "black" party that had anything more than coke...and that's a maybe...I aint never been to a "white" party where there wasn't some coke...or pills...or LSD...or scooby snacks ( basically a pill form of meth ).

2. If a white girl is feeling you at a party she will let you know quick, fast, and in a hurry...if you been to a few "white" parties in your life, then at least once, no matter what race you are...you had some scummy white chick just grab your hand, start leading you through a house, trying to open every door she come across, and the second she find an open room with enough space for her to squat on your meat...well...she squats on your meat...

3. Some smoked out white dude always goes on a taco bell run...taco cabana run...chicken express run ( white people chicken :scusthov:)...mcdonalds dollar menu run...you be at a "white" party hungry as fukk and then some random dude comes busting through the doors with 4 bags full of doritos locos tacos...:ahh:

4. You are always going to see a lame ass passive aggressive "white" people fight where nobody gets hurt...and you will always see somebody get defaced if they fall asleep and enough people notice...

There are others but those are the top 4 to me...

The smell though...:mindblown::damn::to:


Breh said Taco Cabana tho.... :ohhh:

Man I ain't had that in years.....
 

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Dese the type of all white parties where the ugliest of brothers can waltz in and be treated like a god of partying dancing with mere mortals :blessed:

theres this one ugly darskin guy i know who :eat: good just cus he can dance good. PAWGs eat that shyt up :gladbron:
 

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theres this one ugly darskin guy i know who :eat: good just cus he can dance good. PAWGs eat that shyt up :gladbron:

they be like "OMG he's black :ooh: he prolly got a long schlong :whew:, he's so street :gladbron:"

and I'm a good looking homie, so when these broads see me it's :ohlawd:.:ohlawd:

thank gawd for becky's :blessed:
 
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