Why Zelda ain't give Link no p*ssy

[Volt]

Man put a baby in her in Skyward Sword guaranteed. The royal family had to start somewhere.

Pretty sure Wind Waker/DS/Toon Link did the same.

Come to think of it... All 3D Links got some ass, even if it wasn't Zelda's. Even Twilight Princess' Link got that ranch girl.

Ocarina of Time Link was the only one left hanging. Man was down so bad he was out there chasing Navi through the woods.

 

[humminbird]

some links probably had a vow of Chasity since they're knights.
other times he's a kid so he doesn't care.

 

[darryl]

I never played the games growing up except Super Smash Bros, but I assumed Zelda was male and referenced her as such.

Dumbass

 

[Lord Beasley]

she been lettin ganondorf dig her out for over 30 years, she's not off that yet

 

[DaylitoJames]

Makes sense why Link in the cartoon was always mean muggin' Zelda.... she wasn't giving up the panties

 

[Ku$h Parker]

Man I wish I coulda followed the whole Link Series like some of yall
I was done after Part 2

 

[Software]

BOTW Zelda definitely planning on giving him some p*ssy

Twitlight Princess Link was bout to get some midget p*ssy if that game wasn't rated E and she didn't turn back to her true form at the end

 

[duckbutta]

BOTW Link aint worried about Zelda cause he splashing in all that ancient fairy p*ssy

 

[Uitomy]

Cause link be having a steady stable of Hoes already breh. Don’t you know Minda his baddest bytch out of all the games? Actually her and that village chick was on his dikk in that game too. And in breath of the wild that fish chick whose carpet definitely matches the drapes was crushing on him hard too

 

[Warren Peace]

Man put a baby in her in Skyward Sword guaranteed. The royal family had to start somewhere.

Pretty sure Wind Waker/DS/Toon Link did the same.

Come to think of it... All 3D Links got some ass, even if it wasn't Zelda's. Even Twilight Princess' Link got that ranch girl.

Ocarina of Time Link was the only one left hanging. Man was down so bad he was out there chasing Navi through the woods.

There’s different versions of toon link. First one was Wind Waker and Phantom Hourglass link, and spirit track toon link was either his descendant or a dude that looked just like him. They had to be moving like reincarnation incest targaryens for them both to get some.

 

[TheOptimisticCynikal]

cause he prefers BBW

Why is this bytch nightmare fuel in every one of her incarnations

 

[Dave24]

Nikka they not destined to fukk. Links destiny is to save that ho and be a simp on some princess peach /mario shyt. Link shouldve stayed with that bytch malon from lonlon Ranch

 

[Warren Peace]

Cause link be having a steady stable of Hoes already breh. Don’t you know Minda his baddest bytch out of all the games? Actually her and that village chick was on his dikk in that game too. And in breath of the wild that fish chick whose carpet definitely matches the drapes was crushing on him hard too

midna peaced the fukk out back to the twilight realm before he could get some non pixie p*ssy. she swerved bro as soon as she was normal again.

legit glowed up and left him in the dust

 

[Uitomy]

midna peaced the fukk out back to the twilight realm before he could get some non pixie p*ssy. she swerved bro as soon as she was normal again.

legit glowed up and left him in the dust

She slick af breh, I bet you the hoe left a mirror in his room she can come in and out of.

 

[Warren Peace]

She slick af breh, I bet you the hoe left a mirror in his room she can come in and out of.

link fumbled the greatest threesome in hyrule