Woman crushed by online dating -Asks Reddit Am I Ugly? (PHOTOS)(Update: she joined the coli pg 88)

[Malcolmxxx_23]

LMFAO. Of course... I'm looking for someone richer and whiter. You got me!


Well thanks. I suppose your post got lost in the sea of insults.

Kind of died a little bit reading through the "She's wondering about her appearance? What a loser" in the same exact thread where people insist that I am an ugly whore over and over again.

Full marks, everybody.

[We need a face here of someone refilling her wine and/or bourbon.]

Are you in the Seattle area?

 

[GetInTheTruck]

Rafters?

 

[dontlietomebro]

So let's get this straight you were married to a black man and filed for divorce and then years later as you get older crying because you can't find a black man




so do you live in seattle or what?

First, I did not file for divorce. Second, even if I had, my gravest apologies for my marriage not working out. I'll try to make sure my next relationship is a better match for you.

Oh, and that's another thing. What's with all the posts about Seattle? I said I don't live in Seattle and yet everybody keeps talking about me living there.

 

[mrken12]

Why isn't this in The Bushes yet?


Or is it already there?

 

[MikelArteta]

So what city Do you live in then that you can't find a black man

First, I did not file for divorce. Second, even if I had, my gravest apologies for my marriage not working out. I'll try to make sure my next relationship is a better match for you.

Oh, and that's another thing. What's with all the posts about Seattle? I said I don't live in Seattle and yet everybody keeps talking about me living there.

 

[old_timer]

looking for some dating advice on how to find a husband??

you've come to the wrong place

 

[dontlietomebro]

I'm not here asking how to find a husband. I posted something on Reddit, then everyone here decided they were a life coach. I responded because people pointed me here and asked me to.

Which is all pretty rich because I would assume a life coach knows at least *something* about their client. People here saw a post by me on another site, started making up motives and backstories, and then started arguing with complete strawmen.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

I'm not here asking how to find a husband. I posted something on Reddit, then everyone here decided they were a life coach. I responded because people pointed me here and asked me to.

Which is all pretty rich because I would assume a life coach knows at least *something* about their client. People here saw a post by me on another site, started making up motives and backstories, and then started arguing with complete strawmen.

Again what city you at?

 

[newarkhiphop]

Well this thread is about the most ridiculous thing I've seen on the internet, and I come on the internet solely for ridiculousness (and free newspapers).

I'll admit I haven't read this entire thread because 1) it's about 100 goddamn pages, and 2) after a few pages in I got the point: I'm ugly, I'm a gold digger, I'm pathetic, I'm only looking to date white men, I'm the reason for the Ebola outbreak, my dog ate your homework. Sorry about that! Then I skipped to the end and everyone was fighting with each other because... I dunno.

Funnily enough, I'm divorced (from a black man -- sorry everyone who was one billion percent convinced that I'm looking for "cacs") and thought getting back into it wouldn't be so bad. Spoiler alert: It's pretty awful. Sue me. Dating has been a hot mess which got me to thinking, "shyt, am I ugly or something?" So I made an alternate Reddit account specifically for the purpose of asking this question, completely removed from any IRL or other internet identity just to see what people thought in relative anonymity. Yes, I was well prepared for the parade of 19 year old white boys not to approve because I'm too old, too black, too whatever for them, but whatever. Even if nothing came of it, or if I was subject to pure trolling (a strong possibility on Reddit), the beauty of the internet is we're all hiding behind our screens, and tomorrow it's like it never happened. Delete the album and go back to pretending I'm doing something at work.

And then I came here and saw all this fresh bullshyt with theories flying wild. All very fascinating, and almost entirely wrong.Good stuff, everybody.

But I don't even think this thread is about me anymore, so whatever. I'm going to refill my drink.

Oh, and...
LOL.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Gawt dammit. i swear u guys are alergic to women.

People don't act like this in real life. congrats on chasing off another woman

 

[Canon]

is this an @Louisiana Fisher twist or yall nikkas serious?

oh damn this is real. @dontlietomebro you gotta understand we are all crazy don't take it personal.

 

[GiGi]

LMFAO. Of course... I'm looking for someone richer and whiter. You got me!


Well thanks. I suppose your post got lost in the sea of insults.

Kind of died a little bit reading through the "She's wondering about her appearance? What a loser" in the same exact thread where people insist that I am an ugly whore over and over again.

Full marks, everybody.

[We need a face here of someone refilling her wine and/or bourbon.]

 

[Joe Budden]

is this an @Louisiana Fisher twist or yall nikkas serious?

oh damn this is real. @dontlietomebro you gotta understand we are all crazy don't take it personal.

This thread has been an amazing read.

 

[mamba]

so why did you file for divorce

starter husband wasn't good enough ehh

 

[mamba]

Well this thread is about the most ridiculous thing I've seen on the internet, and I come on the internet solely for ridiculousness (and free newspapers).

I'll admit I haven't read this entire thread because 1) it's about 100 goddamn pages, and 2) after a few pages in I got the point: I'm ugly, I'm a gold digger, I'm pathetic, I'm only looking to date white men, I'm the reason for the Ebola outbreak, my dog ate your homework. Sorry about that! Then I skipped to the end and everyone was fighting with each other because... I dunno.

Funnily enough, I'm divorced (from a black man -- sorry everyone who was one billion percent convinced that I'm looking for "cacs") and thought getting back into it wouldn't be so bad. Spoiler alert: It's pretty awful. Sue me. Dating has been a hot mess which got me to thinking, "shyt, am I ugly or something?" So I made an alternate Reddit account specifically for the purpose of asking this question, completely removed from any IRL or other internet identity just to see what people thought in relative anonymity. Yes, I was well prepared for the parade of 19 year old white boys not to approve because I'm too old, too black, too whatever for them, but whatever. Even if nothing came of it, or if I was subject to pure trolling (a strong possibility on Reddit), the beauty of the internet is we're all hiding behind our screens, and tomorrow it's like it never happened. Delete the album and go back to pretending I'm doing something at work.

And then I came here and saw all this fresh bullshyt with theories flying wild. All very fascinating, and almost entirely wrong.Good stuff, everybody.

But I don't even think this thread is about me anymore, so whatever. I'm going to refill my drink.

Oh, and...
LOL.

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