Woman divorces husband because his manhood is too big #GMB

[ORDER_66]

This bytch just made her ex a legend...

I imagine him on a date with some new bytch...

She: why you get divorced???

He: She said i was too big...

She: Where???

He: Down there??? she said it's like trying to hold a python and it hurt her everytime...

*After a long pause.....

She: Well she doesnt want you i can see your a good man and you didnt deserve what happened to you.... say listen let's go back to my place...

*check please and rushes to get her jacket on, panties soaked...

 

[Ashley Banks]

But ain'tchu got a ring on it, doe?














...your finger, I mean. Pause.

You buyin' a car without lookin' at any pictures of it first?

I just don't think it's that important.

 

[feelosofer]

Been saying for years, the size of your sausage is irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. Of a girl is feeling you, you got the biggest joint in the world, if not you can be Mr. Marcus and a girl sees you as Mr. Lilmeat. She didn't like the dude.

I have a good size joint but all my women have described me as a gentle lover.

 

[Solano707]

He wasnt american. Didn't know how to ease her into the dikk

Onto

 

[Supercoolmayo]

Thread is worthless without pics

I dapped this post cuz I wanted pics of the female

 

[Sad Bunny]

People assuming I'm talking about the Big Cock.

I'm not though. But let their minds go where ever they want

I dapped this post cuz I wanted pics of the female

 

[The 2020 New Member]

That chart in the article is

I wish I was special.

 

[HollowPoints2]

Wouldn't have happened to you huh?

Back off that's my lady bro.

 

[Dontay Flaco]

Yo son word is bond, thunn.

When I first met Kiki through Hav's chick back in the day, she came through at my grandmother's spot on a Sunday. I put it in her, she starts to wild. She said slow down, I said this is shorty wop style. A versatile, rough sex, fukk love makin. Flip the script shorty, and flip yourself over.

I almost broke up with her that day yo but shorty handled it like a champ word life thunny.

 

[Mowgli]

Back off that's my lady bro.

No shes not. I spoke to her in pms about a private matter

That is NOT CHO GIRLLLLL

Mmmmm now that i think about it. I dont want you speaking to her anymore.

 

[MostReal]

Yo son word is bond, thunn.

When I first met Kiki through Hav's chick back in the day, she came through at my grandmother's spot on a Sunday. I put it in her, she starts to wild. She said slow down, I said this is shorty wop style. A versatile, rough sex, fukk love makin. Flip the script shorty, and flip yourself over.

I almost broke up with her that day yo but shorty handled it like a champ word life thunny.

my African P double got an alias

Bandana P, Capital P, Banana Clip P

we here...straight like that, word is born thun

 

[HollowPoints2]

Last warning bro.

No shes not. I spoke to her in pms about a private matter


That is NOT CHO GIRLLLLL


Mmmmm now that i think about it. I dont want you speaking to her anymore.

 

[Taadow]

I just don't think it's that important.

Did you tell him that?

Has he seen your Bat Cave yet?

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Thread is worthless without pics

 

[BlackFruitPunch]

1+3=4
2+2 also equals 4
If I have a 2 and a 1, then that means I can't get 4, so there's no point.

Did Wu-tang write this post?