Women And Astrology

[SAINT]

Lol you don’t believe in anything, do you?

i don't know about Hell, I don't know about Heaven
All I know is 'bout right now and this lifestyle is interestin'

 

[DJSmooth]

It's dabbling on witchcraft at this point.

"Grand rising!"

"It's a full moon tonight I can feel my other Gemini personality coming out"

"You're a so and so sign" then tries to tell you about your own personality and tries to predict the future.

 

[General Mills]

My old ex when we got together sent me a email with both of our signs and it talked about how we are a perfect match and we complimented each other perfectly. I was like oh word?

My initial thought was that I could parlay this into some impromptu head.


But then I . I was honestly clueless about the whole astrology thing and started asking her probing questions because I was kinda alarmed she had access to this kind of info. I was

So I asked her about the source. I assumed there was a generally agreed upon group that everyone loosely follows and uses as a guideline.

She showed me some random blog article from some cac. I started researching the author of the blog and the person was literally a nobody. They wrote a few horoscope blogs and from what I could tell they all contradicted each other.


Wtf

So I proceeded to Google our two signs and see what the consensus was about our compatibility. I found hundreds of articles and they were all over the place


I told my girl what I did how Most of the ones I checked said that we were NOT the best matches for each other. She said she saw a bunch of those too but found the one she picked the most credible. I said why. She said because I liked what it said


Me -

Then she got mad cause I barked on her I told her I don’t care that was some horseshyt

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

It’s fun and interesting to look at but I don’t ascribe to it in a major way.

 

[Take It In Blood]

they're a little slower than males

smaller brains

let them be

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

The Gemini in me wants to curse you out for this thread.

I’ll let you have it though.

Im aries

What does that mean and where do i rank?

Fred

 

[Chrishaune]

They're deceived. Thinking they've reached some spiritual high, when they are misguided. Not really wanting to know the real truth, because it's there for them to find if they look.

 

[Coco Loco]

I think its truth when u talk about woman


Libra
Aries
Gemini
Sag
Cancer
Virgo

Those woman are hot heads and prob shot 2 nikkas at least the ones i ran into

No disrespect if that any of yall signs

@Elle Driver
@Booksnrain
@CarmelBarbie
@Chelsea Bridge
@Lady.Libra.
@Saltmoney
@Coco Loco
@paperbag
@Boujee Bonita Braxton

I'm good, I'm a Leo

 

[Coco Loco]

Neither is the Bible

You're shaking the table and I'm here for it

 

[Rawtid]

y’all both goofies

I think your mother is goofy.

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

Just a way to weed some of you out and have an explanation as to why y’all so terrible. Astrology saying your two signs aren’t compatible is better than closure in most cases.

Why would he do that?
Because he’s a Taurus.
That explains it.

Is it possible to get rejected by a woman for having the "wrong" sign?

Or is it just shyt they talk about on social media?

I'm a Pisces. Is that holding me back or am I just ugly?

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Im aries

What does that mean and where do i rank?

Fred

I already have one Aries in my life giving me headaches. @Rarely-Wrong Liggins


I can’t deal with two, Malc.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

I already have one Aries in my life giving me headaches. @Rarely-Wrong Liggins


I can’t deal with two, Malc.

How many 6"8 aries u know off the rip?

But ama let you rock bonita


Fred

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

New Orleans hoes think they Sista Cleo with that shyt


Hoes will demand you and ya parents date of birth, time yall was born, what hospital, etc.

Then really get mad at whatever made up results she don't like

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

Easiest way for you to get thrown in the bushes is to talk that astrological shyt

I’ve never met anyone intelligent that actually follows this goofy shyt