Women in the Navy

[Richard Glidewell]

I knew a dyke who got herself discharged because she was wilding with hoes on her ship while underway. She got out because hoes was fighting over her and she joined the Air Force and got assigned to the Mortuary department at Dover and left that because of all the dead bodies.

Me and her would have been friends.......a studdy buddy ship wife is the best to level so wife...... arguably only better by the shop wife that spends her money on you

 

[Richard Glidewell]

where was your hiding space for weed? I heard the main reason to get the top bunk was the access more spaces to hide the weed on the boat.

Breh...... you wilding........I would never have allowed my livelihood to be compromised by some fukking potheads lmaoooooo........ that shyt sounds button barrel pathetic......

Now if that's what one we're into and was willing to roll the dice there is an OD account of places they could hide their shyt depending on what they did and who they knew to give access to restricted spaces. An old BM i worked with used to hide his liquor on the captains gig because he was the boatswain for the captain.

Top rack is the only rack that makes sense to me...... bottom rack getting stepped on with boot prints....... middle rack is s fukking perverts paradise because then standard issue curtains don't do shyt fit privacy...... have mufukkas putting on puppets shows and shyt...... top rack is open to the air....... allowed you to roll over and side also in comfort...... shyt up and actually chill in your rack instead of having to sit on the common areas....... actual privacy because most people not yall enough to see into the track and for more privacy you just fake your blanket across for zero visibility...... getting in and out for me was ready because I'm strong breh which is also the main reason I like it more because I'm wide backed......

 

[Stuntone]

Some of the best sleep I've ever had was one a Navy Ship. But I'm a project baby I spent 3.5 years on a Aircraft Carrier.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Some of the best sleep I've ever had was one a Navy Ship. But I'm a project baby I spent 3.5 years on an Aircraft Carrier.

That sleep was good af

 

[Stuntone]

That sleep was good af

I remember sleep like 12 hours straight, no interruptions one Saturday in Portsmouth Shipyard. So cold and dark in our berthing, it was almost dark when i woke up.

 

[Wiseborn]

Breh...... you wilding........I would never have allowed my livelihood to be compromised by some fukking potheads lmaoooooo........ that shyt sounds button barrel pathetic......

Now if that's what one we're into and was willing to roll the dice there is an OD account of places they could hide their shyt depending on what they did and who they knew to give access to restricted spaces. An old BM i worked with used to hide his liquor on the captains gig because he was the boatswain for the captain.

Top rack is the only rack that makes sense to me...... bottom rack getting stepped on with boot prints....... middle rack is s fukking perverts paradise because then standard issue curtains don't do shyt fit privacy...... have mufukkas putting on puppets shows and shyt...... top rack is open to the air....... allowed you to roll over and side also in comfort...... shyt up and actually chill in your rack instead of having to sit on the common areas....... actual privacy because most people not yall enough to see into the track and for more privacy you just fake your blanket across for zero visibility...... getting in and out for me was ready because I'm strong breh which is also the main reason I like it more because I'm wide backed......

It was a joke but again something I only learned about while working for the Navy. Other than that I wouldn´t have assumed that someone would do that.

But having said that there was a dude in the 50th Signal Battalion which I call the Vacation Battalion because they are direct support for SOUTHCOM he put some weed that he got from Jamaica in his equipment I looked at him like he was crazy but he told me that they don´t check equipment deemed secret.

Working for Southcom was crazy because we flew commercial not Military we literally put our weapons in a box and they put them right on the plane.

 

[Wiseborn]

I remember sleep like 12 hours straight, no interruptions one Saturday in Portsmouth Shipyard. So cold and dark in our berthing, it was almost dark when i woke up.

You mean the one in Maine?

That was another weird thing Norfolk Navy Shipyard is in Portsmouth Virginia not Norfolk when Boats had big problems they would sail there or Newport News.

 

[Wiseborn]

Some of the best sleep I've ever had was one a Navy Ship. But I'm a project baby I spent 3.5 years on a Aircraft Carrier.

Which one?

 

[Wiseborn]

Me and her would have been friends.......a studdy buddy ship wife is the best to level so wife...... arguably only better by the shop wife that spends her money on you

She was a cool chick all things being equal.

 

[Wiseborn]

That’s wassup

Yeah they were going to let me teach while still in uniform but I wanted to go out to sea so turned it down. In hindsight, probably should’ve took the new gig but they would have to cut new orders, I would’ve had to move to a new state (not oconus), etc., and I just didn’t want to go through the hassle.

But teaching was probably a good decision as a contractor or civilian.

Yeah when I went to my quals half my instructors were Civ ex Navy or Sailors It was a decent job. Actually shorty was in your position she wanted to go to sea and stay Norfolk and they demanded that she take a shore job in SD. I think part of the reason was she just didn´t want to go to SD she wanted to stay in Virginia. I guess the issue was Big Navy didn´t want to change her orders. She seemed to be what we call in the army ¨High Speed¨ because she was an E6

 

[Lord_nikon]

She on a Submarine ??

I was thinking submarines had the tightest

 

[Richard Glidewell]

It was a joke but again something I only learned about while working for the Navy. Other than that I wouldn´t have assumed that someone would do that.

But having said that there was a dude in the 50th Signal Battalion which I call the Vacation Battalion because they are direct support for SOUTHCOM he put some weed that he got from Jamaica in his equipment I looked at him like he was crazy but he told me that they don´t check equipment deemed secret.

Working for Southcom was crazy because we flew commercial not Military we literally put our weapons in a box and they put them right on the plane.

Yeah you would have to be in on it with the birthing cleaners to make any of that hiding items in angle irons and overheads work or you would basically just be giving shyt away. Never leave a thing laying out or around because if you do its gone. When I checked onto my first ship a grimy dirty up north nikka stole my boot camp teabag. Boot camp issue is tighty whiteys, and I k ow it was him because I saw this mufukka wearing MY tights whiteys around the berthing. First thing you do after boot camp is ditch them nut huggers for respectable drawls but I still wanted them shyts for seabag inspections. I grew up raggedy poor.....holes in clothes and shoes, but I WOULD never wear another anybodies drawls breh......I would go commando for life before it comes to that.........ahit fuxk it.....name and shame him because I know he aint never dis ahit to stand out in life to pop up in any searches.......ol crusty bytch name was Dwayne Forbes.......sub 5ft 8 and talked the biggest shyt.......couldnt scrap a lick



Also, when I switched to airside, the stash spot for contraband was tri walls, I will refrain from saying why on here though

 

[Richard Glidewell]

She on a Submarine ??

I was thinking submarines had the tightest

If i had to hot rack, it would only be with her lol

 

[Wiseborn]

Like I said, it all depends.

Depends on what you chose to do as well. I came in trying to be a CS just because I was already working at a bar as a cook. Got pretty high test scores and they moved me to RadioMan (aka IT/Comms). But I chose that because I didn’t know wtf the other shyt they offered was at the time and I had already went to school for computers and got certified.

My first duty station wasn’t at sea either, because I got top of all the schooling shyt. But when I got on one it wasn’t all that bad to me but I wasn’t ships company. My schedule was basically Eves/Mids or whatever so ship was pretty much dead when I would get off.

Berthing was pretty much dead when I was awake. I don’t remember the coffin racks being crazy either. That top rack sucked idc if you could sit up or not. It was cold af up there and loud af. Was definitely not doing the floor shyt so I grabbed a middle rack and was chilling. I had my laptop with thousands of movies on external so I would just do that shyt until it was time to do something.

My new berthing was chill too since engineers were basically never there except to sleep. So it all depends on random shyt imo.

And only subs do that hot-racking stuff you described and 90% of the navy is like hell nah.. subs are some different shyt even to most of us.


And yeah, it’s like jail a lil bit, especially on an all male ship (but it’s less bullshyt without women around). Workout, sleep, work, repeat. I worked with the spooks so I was mainly only around them.

I guess you could get used to it and yáll do see a lot of the world so that´s not bad. Outside of wartime It´s probably ok on a Bigger ship. I was a Radio guy in the Army and was generally left alone so If you worked with Intel and wasn´t ships company you probably didn´t have to stand a bunch of stupid ass watches.


That´s one of the most boring things in the Navy I get that it´s super important but I remember being on a ship and looking at them pretend to look at all those gauges and check em off seemed crazy till I learned why they had to do that.

There´s a job where people get paid to watch the Nuke fuel go on the ship again super boring but if you fukked up and something happened Bye Bye to the whole of the Tidewater region.


The things you know from your job a little Nuclear spill could be another Fukishima. They wanted to put a gas Plant near the base and someone in Norfolk rightfully said Hell No putting a gas plant near a base with tons of Nuclear material is a recipe for disaster.

 

[Wiseborn]

Yeah you would have to be in on it with the birthing cleaners to make any of that hiding items in angle irons and overheads work or you would basically just be giving shyt away. Never leave a thing laying out or around because if you do its gone. When I checked onto my first ship a grimy dirty up north nikka stole my boot camp teabag. Boot camp issue is tighty whiteys, and I k ow it was him because I saw this mufukka wearing MY tights whiteys around the berthing. First thing you do after boot camp is ditch them nut huggers for respectable drawls but I still wanted them shyts for seabag inspections. I grew up raggedy poor.....holes in clothes and shoes, but I WOULD never wear another anybodies drawls breh......I would go commando for life before it comes to that.........ahit fuxk it.....name and shame him because I know he aint never dis ahit to stand out in life to pop up in any searches.......ol crusty bytch name was Dwayne Forbes.......sub 5ft 8 and talked the biggest shyt.......couldnt scrap a lick



Also, when I switched to airside, the stash spot for contraband was tri walls, I will refrain from saying why on here though

That´s wild the Army is different because your squad of 9 dudes is tight your Platoon is cool (maybe 30 dudes) and your company ( 130 dudes) are ok other than that it´s low key beef. So if you housed some shyt it would be from the Battalion (600 dudes) or someone in a whole nother unit but stealing draws?


There´s Uniform inspections but damn you could wear a thong for all the Army cared.

That´s another thing I seen New Sailors check in in Cracker Jacks and wondered why they bothered if they were on their way to sea. As you know the Uniform is Coveralls and a Hard Hat for most Sailors. I´d assume that if they were checking in on a ship they´d wear the Uniform of the day. Besides after a cruise Coveralls get mad greasy especially the snipes Uniforms.