Women share men's ruthless responses to their extra long ass text messages

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See man, this is why I don't even bother listening to what most of these hoes be saying anymore.

They just talk to hear themselves and you really can get away with smiling, nodding, and remembering a name or two from the whole story. :mjgrin:
 

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What's funny is that they don't look to be in the right. Breaking up with someone, curving someone, admitting to stringing someone along, failing to respect the fact that their single friend found a partner.

They're saying shyt that would either be hurtful or annoying, and they're getting respectful responses.
 

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This has happened a few times in life.

I double-ether them by creating a fake "not for you" txt in response followed by explicit dismissal. The "oops txt" has to be totally out of left field so they really feel what it's like to feel left behind.

Woman: [wall of emotional text]
Me: Yea, that's classic Carl Sagan. The molecules of our body = the molecules created at the birth of the universe. "We are star stuff" is a famous quote of his.
Me: Sorry, wasn't for you. Anyway, it's nice to hear from you but I'm with someone now so please don't contact me again.

It's hard to explain why this is effective but basically imagine that you've been pining away for someone for 3-4 months, trying to contrive something to say that will result in the desired response, watching for 30 seconds to 1 minute of "_____ is typing..." only to get a response that's:

1. Not for you
...and...
2. Completely over your head while being irrelevant to every thought you've had for the last 3-4 months (keeping in mind this is an emotional woman). Followed by a finishing move dismissal that shuts down any / all hope.

You can basically have her any time you want after that, if you so choose.

Yes, I am extremely manipulative and emotionally abusive.
 

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FOH Pill Cardi getting locked up quit trying to put this back on us yall nikkas ain't slick.
 

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Some women's tendency to want to lecture you, like they're the moral centers of the universe, never ceases to amaze me.

I've gotten a wall of text like this from a chick who had cheated on her boyfriend with me (I didn't know she had one). I'd been smashing on and off for like 8 months, cooled off on the smashing because life got busy, and she apparently got in a relationship during the cooldown. I called her up one day to kick it (I was leaving town in a few months) and we smashed on what had to be some "unfinished business" shyt for her.

Not once did I suggest we were going to be in a relationship during this point...I was about to leave the city, thought I'd be decent and let her know she was a part of why I enjoyed my time in the city, and we ended up smashing.

A few days later after I wasn't hitting her up on text or anything, she blows me up with this huge wall of text about how I'm a piece of shyt for creating "that moment", etc. etc.. All the while slipping in the fact that she's in a relationship as support for why I'm a piece of shyt.

I literally just looked at the text like this :gucci: for a good minute. Didn't say anything back.
 

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Yes, I am extremely manipulative and emotionally abusive.
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I used to think breaking up with a heartless bish who didn't care was the worst

Oh no no no

Them long you ain't shyt and lemme explain in detail text are the worst. Going off all damn day and shyt.

Hit em with that "Damn that's crazy?" and they'll explode

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