Some women's tendency to want to lecture you, like they're the moral centers of the universe, never ceases to amaze me.
I've gotten a wall of text like this from a chick who had cheated on her boyfriend with me (I didn't know she had one). I'd been smashing on and off for like 8 months, cooled off on the smashing because life got busy, and she apparently got in a relationship during the cooldown. I called her up one day to kick it (I was leaving town in a few months) and we smashed on what had to be some "unfinished business" shyt for her.
Not once did I suggest we were going to be in a relationship during this point...I was about to leave the city, thought I'd be decent and let her know she was a part of why I enjoyed my time in the city, and we ended up smashing.
A few days later after I wasn't hitting her up on text or anything, she blows me up with this huge wall of text about how I'm a piece of shyt for creating "that moment", etc. etc.. All the while slipping in the fact that she's in a relationship
as support for why I'm a piece of shyt.
I literally just looked at the text like this

for a good minute. Didn't say anything back.