Word of advice, never accept your parent's friend request on FB

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

I deleted mine when my mom talked about making one

 

[Regine Hunter]

i'm friends with my dad on facebook.
i just don't be on there much to do no bullshyt

 

[sanityovar8ted]

My moma does that on my sisters fb, I got her blocked tho. I swear she be lurking for just the right moment to pop up and comment. Since she moved to north dakota I thought about adding her but changed my mind. I guess thats how one of my sons feel about me commenting on his page about cussing.. he blocked me.

 

[beanz]

my dad is addicted to fb. he doesnt troll me on it but in person he always like

him - "did u see what i posted this morning?"

me - "nah pop "

him - "i was like blah blah blach blah and 17 people liked that shyt in an hour "

me - "cool pop"

him - ""

 

[Raw Lyrics]

He is the only person I know on FB that has a fully filled out profile.

- Every school he's went to since Junior high
- Every job he's worked for last 40 years
- multiple shytty quotes
- 20 favorite movies added

I don't want to be his FB friend no more

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

be embarassed by family using fb while using fb brehs.

 

[Zero]

Good thing my mom doesn't want a facebook

Spoiler

And I don't either

 

[3rdWorld]

Kids these days

Your'e supposed to have 2 separate accounts..one for close family and workmates etc with your real name. And one for your other lifestyle with your street name.
HR managers now go through your FB account when your application comes in..its the best way of knowing someone fast without enduring their lies in an interview.

 

[director_of_bands]

I have my dad on Facebook. Dude is using a fake screen name, fake email address and has only ever uploaded 2 pictures. Has private messaging turned off and his wall is private.

This thread prompted me to check his profile and I saw this:

shyt is fukking with me because I have no idea who this is.

sister ?

 

[iBrowse]

My dad found out about facebook this week, signed up and added me. I hesitantly pressed Accept Friend Request and it's been a shyt show ever since. He has literally gone through every one of my pics and added a corny comment on it. He replied to my friend's comment on one of my picture. The comment was made in 2009 Some please tell me a way to throttle this fukkery without fully blocking him.

breh what were you thinking :mjteehee:

 

[iBrowse]

My mother is my #1 fan of all my profile photo updates. It's kinda cute.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

My dad found out about facebook this week, signed up and added me. I hesitantly pressed Accept Friend Request and it's been a shyt show ever since. He has literally gone through every one of my pics and added a corny comment on it. He replied to my friend's comment on one of my picture. The comment was made in 2009 Some please tell me a way to throttle this fukkery without fully blocking him.

I added my mother to mine but its ok because i dont use facebook for demonic filth. Just brazillian jiujitsu and friends, friends.

 

[Ooh Marty]

u can change their status on ur profile to acquaintances and change ur preference settings of who can see ur pics and status updates to just friends.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

My mom is old and can only use the computer for the most basic of tasks

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

this thread is why I love the coli