Worse Diss by a Female Ever?

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I know the coli is full of pimps and macks ... but realistically speaking;

what is the worst way a woman dissed you as you tried to get that number/attention?
 

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Lol I don't even say cac, but some cac bytch and her girlfriend was walking out of this club in Philly. As I was walking towards it with my homies and I asked her why she was leaving and with no effort in her voice at all she said it was too ghetto for her, but that I would like it.

:damn::damn::damn:
 

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:mjlol:

*Spots girl I frequently see walking around campus and goes into :shaq: mode*

:shaq:"Hello, my name is Cashout, what's yours?"
:usure:"Mikayla. How are you?"
:shaq:"Better now. I noticed you coming from the (Math) lab and I wanted to bend your ear." Yes, I said bend your ear:win:
:usure:"Ok *Smiles awkwardly* what for?"
:shaq:"I wanted to see if you would come and get a snack with me so we could talk about life." :win:

Long story short, in a 2 minute interaction, she managed to tell me
-She was 17 (I was 19 so that don't work:pachaha:)
-Has a child (I was more concerned about getting a number than the fact she had a kid.)
-She works a lot (:comeon:She hangs around campus all day)

We walk outside, she jumps into another brothas arms gleefully, and waves with the :jawalrus: face and says "Byyyyyyyyyyye:pachaha:"

I hit the :dame: and waved back. She just jumped into a male friends arms to save herself from me. I became *that* guy that day. I never made another approach like that again:pachaha:
 

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:mjlol:

*Spots girl I frequently see walking around campus and goes into :shaq: mode*

:shaq:"Hello, my name is Cashout, what's yours?"
:usure:"Mikayla. How are you?"
:shaq:"Better now. I noticed you coming from the (Math) lab and I wanted to bend your ear." Yes, I said bend your ear:win:
:usure:"Ok *Smiles awkwardly* what for?"
:shaq:"I wanted to see if you would come and get a snack with me so we could talk about life." :win:

Long story short, in a 2 minute interaction, she managed to tell me
-She was 17 (I was 19 so that don't work:pachaha:)
-Has a child (I was more concerned about getting a number than the fact she had a kid.)
-She works a lot (:comeon:She hangs around campus all day)

We walk outside, she jumps into another brothas arms gleefully, and waves with the :jawalrus: face and says "Byyyyyyyyyyye:pachaha:"

I hit the :dame: and waved back. She just jumped into a male friends arms to save herself from me. I became *that* guy that day. I never made another approach like that again:pachaha:

it's a numbers game breh you win some you lose some :yeshrug:
 

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it's a numbers game breh you win some you lose some :yeshrug:
I know that better than most. What I didn't like about that particular situation is I guess she felt I was a creep, hence being "saved" by a friend of hers.

A long line of L's taught me to leave these chicks alone, cause I get called creepy for "Hello" but Da'Marcus at 6'2 with waves can be raunchy from jump:rudy:

My mouthpiece is strong so I get way more than someone like me should, so I have no complaints.
 

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I know that better than most. What I didn't like about that particular situation is I guess she felt I was a creep, hence being "saved" by a friend of hers.

A long line of L's taught me to leave these chicks alone, cause I get called creepy for "Hello" but Da'Marcus at 6'2 with waves can be raunchy from jump:rudy:

My mouthpiece is strong so I get way more than someone like me should, so I have no complaints.

Exactly...being a 'creep' is subjective so don't put to much stock into it, if one chick says that..just move on to the next one...unless they all say that then you have to switch up the approach.
 

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I was in a club and I was checking out this beautiful girl all night, I usually don't approach unless the girl looks at me twice, but she never took her eyes off her friends. So they start rolling out and I said fukk it and followed them. Outside I bust a light jog, thirsty as I wanna be and tap ole girl on her elbow. Her beautiful ass turns around and screams at the top of her lungs "DON'T TOUCH ME, DON'T YOU EVER fukkING TOUCH ME:damn:"

I was shocked and just stood there with the :dwillhuh: face. Her friends and people up and down the block started laughing at ya boy. I didn't call her a bytch or anything, I just tucked my tail and went back inside.

I still think about that from time to time.
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I had a girl laugh at me when I smiled at her once. They can sense insecurities.

When I was in middle school early high school I had real bad acne. Girl I had a crush on told errybody she would never date me because my face looked like the hamburgler. She went to prom with a whiteboy
 

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I had a girl laugh at me when I smiled at her once. They can sense insecurities.

was that a bust out laugh like you are watching a comedy show? or a giggle....the latter usually means she saw something intriguing in your groin region....
 
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