Worse Diss by a Female Ever?

[The Wolf Among You]

I was in a club and I was checking out this beautiful girl all night, I usually don't approach unless the girl looks at me twice, but she never took her eyes off her friends. So they start rolling out and I said fukk it and followed them. Outside I bust a light jog, thirsty as I wanna be and tap ole girl on her elbow. Her beautiful ass turns around and screams at the top of her lungs "DON'T TOUCH ME, DON'T YOU EVER fukkING TOUCH ME"

I was shocked and just stood there with the face. Her friends and people up and down the block started laughing at ya boy. I didn't call her a bytch or anything, I just tucked my tail and went back inside.

I still think about that from time to time.

I went through a similar situation, I can't even think about it without feeling extremely embarrassed.

 

[morris]

I went through a similar situation, I can't even think about it without feeling extremely embarrassed.

Happens to everyone, especially the more you attempt to get finer and finer women.

I remember smiling on a girl on the F train--late on a Saturday when a lot of Coli members were still breast-feeding on mommy. (late 90s)

She smiled back I sat next to her and talked for about 10 minutes. She signaled it was her stop and I asked if I could get off with her. She said sure. I asked her where we were going.

She: We?? I know I'm going to meet with my boyfriend
Me: Lawse --> Oh. Damn. Can you tell me which stop to get back home? *She did not know*

I laugh at it so hard now but back then ...

 

[SheWantTheD]

Hitting me with the friendzone after months of dating. No kiss, sex nothing.

 

[King Kreole]

I was in a club and I was checking out this beautiful girl all night, I usually don't approach unless the girl looks at me twice, but she never took her eyes off her friends. So they start rolling out and I said fukk it and followed them. Outside I bust a light jog, thirsty as I wanna be and tap ole girl on her elbow. Her beautiful ass turns around and screams at the top of her lungs "DON'T TOUCH ME, DON'T YOU EVER fukkING TOUCH ME"

I was shocked and just stood there with the face. Her friends and people up and down the block started laughing at ya boy. I didn't call her a bytch or anything, I just tucked my tail and went back inside.

I still think about that from time to time.

 

[SheWantTheD]

Happens to everyone, especially the more you attempt to get finer and finer women.

I remember smiling on a girl on the F train--late on a Saturday when a lot of Coli members were still breast-feeding on mommy. (late 90s)

She smiled back I sat next to her and talked for about 10 minutes. She signaled it was her stop and I asked if I could get off with her. She said sure. I asked her where we were going.

She: We?? I know I'm going to meet with my boyfriend
Me: Lawse --> Oh. Damn. Can you tell me which stop to get back home? *She did not know*

I laugh at it so hard now but back then ...

Women get really weirded out if you insinuate that you want to hang out with them right then and there when you just met them.. and rightfully so. I remember I holla'd at this one chick in my class who was giving me the eye. We kept glancing over at each other throughout the class so when class ended I approached her. Talking to her, asking questions, etc. Then I ask her what she's about to do/where she's going and she starts acting uncomfortable thinking I'm asking her because I wanna come with her.

Still got the number tho. Texted her two days later and no reply. Next time I saw her she slowed down thinking I was gonna holla. I didn't and never spoke to her again lol. Saw her a lot of times since we had two classes together.

 

[Ghpstface]

Women get really weirded out if you insinuate that you want to hang out with them right then and there when you just met them.. and rightfully so. I remember I holla'd at this one chick in my class who was giving me the eye. We kept glancing over at each other throughout the class so when class ended I approached her. Talking to her, asking questions, etc. Then I ask her what she's about to do/where she's going and she starts acting uncomfortable thinking I'm asking her because I wanna come with her.

Still got the number tho. Texted her two days later and no reply. Next time I saw her she slowed down thinking I was gonna holla. I didn't and never spoke to her again lol. Saw her a lot of times since we had two classes together.

The spontaneous thing usually works for me...

 

[SheWantTheD]

The spontaneous thing usually works for me...

Oh does it? What do you say, in what situation do you do it? Give an example.

 

[MWinn]

Whoever wants to practice their lines, i'm available for the duration of this Cavs game

 

[Ghpstface]

Oh does it? What do you say, in what situation do you do it? Give an example.

Only thing i do differently is suggest a place instead of asking where shes going...take charge instead of looking like you're trying to tag along...alot of times ill suggest some off the wall shyt like "lets go to six flags " like half-joking and you'd be surprised how many girls go for that goofy shyt ...not foolproof but it works for me

 

[SheWantTheD]

Only thing i do differently is suggest a place instead of asking where shes going...take charge instead of looking like you're trying to tag along...alot of times ill suggest some off the wall shyt like "lets go to six flags " like half-joking and you'd be surprised how many girls go for that goofy shyt ...not foolproof but it works for me

Good stuff. Thanks for the game.

 

[Ghpstface]

Good stuff. Thanks for the game.

 

[Raizan]

Hitting me with the friendzone after months of dating. No kiss, sex nothing.

How could you be in the Friendzone after months of dating? No kiss or anything? Should have moved on after date #2.

 

[1thouwow]

How could you be in the Friendzone after months of dating? No kiss or anything? Should have moved on after date #2.

That nikka played himself for 2 whole months. How he not even get a kiss

 

[SheWantTheD]

How could you be in the Friendzone after months of dating? No kiss or anything? Should have moved on after date #2.

I didn't really try and make a move too many times, cause I'm not about public displays of affection but that's gonna have to change if I wanna have sex in the future. Anyways, we went on a total of two actual dates. Towards the end of the first date she asked me out on another one, but cancelled on that one.

After the first one we went to school events together like football games. After a while she started giving me the run around when I would try and set up times for us to hang out, so I stopped chasing her.. then she started chasing me. Eventually I gave in, we planned a date/to hang out but she ultimately cancelled. After that I was completely done with her.

She sensed this and asked me out to lunch after finals which was about two weeks later. I said nah I'm good but eventually agreed when the date came around. I wasn't getting no play from the chicks I was approaching so I said fukk it why not, "I really wanna smash this chick" We had a class together that semester and we went out for lunch on the day of the final. After the date she invited me back to her place , tried to make a move she wasn't having it . And several weeks later over winter break she hit me with the friend zone. I told her I don't do that friendzone shyt and she cut me off from her life. Wouldn't answer my text messages and avoided me when I saw her on campus. Haven't spoken to her in like 5-6 months Thing is she was the type of chick where I had to push for shyt to happen. She didn't want to seem to eager, interested, desperate even tho she was.

I learned my lesson though. Bruh I was on nofap for 3 months anticipating smashing this chick and I ain't get sh

 

[SheWantTheD]

That nikka played himself for 2 whole months. How he not even get a kiss

When was I supposed to go for the kiss? I tried to go for it at the end of the first date but she got outta my car with the quickness when I dropped her off at her dorm.

Next time Ima just grab a bytch, fukk all that right time and moment for shyt