Worst Pickup Basketball Etiquette?

Adidacs

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My personal pet peeve is passive aggressive fakkits who act all exasperated and shyt if you take a shot they deem as bad, rolling their eyes or sighing under their breath like a bytch like this

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I want to crush the skulls of fukks like that, fr. This Asian kid who thinks he's nice because he's on the local HS team did that shyt to me today and it was literally the first shot of the game :hhh: Then proceeded to go like 1/8 missing layups and shyt. If I see him again he's my man and it's cookies :mjlit:

Then if you make it act like they ain't do shyt... also when nikkas be bulldozing everywhere and then have the nerve to call tic tac fouls like it's not a pickup game.

Worst of all though are ballhogs :scust: There's this one nikka at a court I go to who I won't even play with because he literally passes 1-3 times a game, and puts up shots with 3 people on him. Anytime nikkas run with him they just defer to him because he's like 6' 5" and nice (good midrange game, mostly due to his size) but the games are always boring as fukk. It's like he's not nice enough to play with nikkas in his weight class so he takes it out on regular joes. nikka still be bricking badly while ignoring everyone, shyt is actually offensive.
 

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- Playing with non competitive nikkas
- Slow big nikkas that's just gonna foul you every time you touch the rock
- That one nikkas with no type of coordination but can for some reason jump out the gym
- Playing with or against girls
Playing against girls is good cause you can just bully em for easy points and keep your squad on the court.



I hate guards that can’t run the pick n roll though.
 

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I can forgive anything that goes on the court (except blatantly trying to injure someone)

What I can't forgive is bringing your obnoxious friends to the court knowing damn well they ain't playing. Little Vietnamese kid we play with (he himself is cool af) but he brings his entire squad with him to the court. They're loud they critique your shot and we're short a dude or wanna bring it full court they deadass never play.
 

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No defense :beli:

Ego tripping:beli:

Foul calling nikkas, we playing street ball breh :beli:

I'm no shooter but I can move the ball and pass the ball well, play your fukking position nikka. if you not a shooter don't play it :beli:

Trying to re-live their high school basketball years, wrap it up nikka. We trying to ball, no one getting paid for your ego breh :beli:
 

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:stopitslime: some nikkas like to actually compete. I already know I can ball on the average bytch. I'd might as well just go home and shoot the basketball by my damn self. I rather break a nikka ' ankle that's playing hard D than to just score easy points on some chick.
Playing against girls is good cause you can just bully em for easy points and keep your squad on the court.



I hate guards that can’t run the pick n roll though.
 

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I can forgive anything that goes on the court (except blatantly trying to injure someone)

What I can't forgive is bringing your obnoxious friends to the court knowing damn well they ain't playing. Little Vietnamese kid we play with (he himself is cool af) but he brings his entire squad with him to the court. They're loud they critique your shot and we're short a dude or wanna bring it full court they deadass never play.

:cripjpls:
 
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