Worst Pickup Basketball Etiquette?

[Monsanto]

Dudes that don't play any defense but always want the ball.

Cherry pickers

Teammates that can't shoot.

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

-cats who can't play for shyt, but matchy/matchy af and got on all the accessories. (you gotta actually be somewhat decent before you can even think about fashion)
-Ballhogs
-Ppl who dont play D, but want the ball
-Teammates that never cut, screen, or anything. They just stand there in the corner, or on the wing.
And I actually played w/a nikka sooo
Breh played w/ bluetooth headphones on
Lost the ball everytime he touched it
And this cat had the nerve to try and do a spin move...he spins but the ball is still bouncing idle while he confused as to why he don't still have the ball

 

[Moody]

oh and people who suck at basketball so bad that they're likely to injure someone just by stepping on the court

only time i've ever fought someone in a pickup game was because some clown thought hard defense meant throwing chop blocks and grabbing people

Lemme guess... Sub 5'7?

 

[KingJay]

When nikkas get all aggressive and try and fight cause you're locking their asses up

"Nah, I don't play that shyt!"

 

[Max.]

Fat samoan dude that wants to run the offense thru him in the post...

Mind u hes 5'8 300 pounds n shoots on double teams...

 

[42 Monks]

Lemme guess... Sub 5'7?

always some balding midget or washed up football player

 

[Iceson Beckford]

People who are scared to get embarassed.

Getting crossed>playing shytty defense cause you’re scared of getting crossed up

 

[number21]

Getting upset that someone is trying to play defense.

 

[mbewane]

Most already been said, but brehs trying to draw an offensive foul like we said back in CAR, contest the shot or get out the way

 

[Archangel]

6'3 cats out here shooting bricks and won't get in the post .

Every body standing on the perimeter and nobody cutting

Biggest guy on the court steadily missing layups at the rim

Disagreeing over fouls and always wanting to shoot for it

Playing to 15 and we get to 14 and cats calling out win by two at the last second

Not getting off the court when yo squad lost

 

[Po pimp]

When a MF has next and it's a bunch of MFs waiting to play, and he lying talking about he got his 5, then he proceeds to pick up players off the losing team... And they end up losing anyway.

 

[GnauzBookOfRhymes]

When the dude that hacks 24/7 also got nails like a female...

Nicca drawing blood on reach ins and shyt

 

[LurkMoar]

When a MF has next and it's a bunch of MFs waiting to play, and he lying talking about he got his 5, then he proceeds to pick up players off the losing team... And they end up losing anyway.

Hate that shyt

 

[MillionMills]

-nikkas taking the game too serious
-nikkas that dont play D when they dont get the ball
-nikkas that are over 6'3 that stand on the perimeter
-nikkas that are ok with losing
-nikkas that want to keep jackin 3s after they make 1 shot
-nikkas that are ass at driving to the hole so they just stand at the 3 pt line
-nikkas that pick up people off the losing team while 10 nikkas are waiting to play
-nikkas that want to play rough with you but call bytch made fouls when you rough them up back
-nikkas shooting 3s instead of open layups
-nikkas that cant keep score properly
-nikkas that are quiet all game but argue ticky tack shyt on game point
-nikkas that play with headphones on

 

[KingJay]

When nikkas get dumb emotional and claim you're fouling them or playing dirty when you're not at all

"Oh, so that's how we're playing huh? Ard I gotchu"