Worst Pickup Basketball Etiquette?

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- nikkas that don't hustle or run to the ball during passes. :what:

- Dudes who's shots are off, but won't put any effort into doing anything else for the team like playing defense, rebounding, passing, setting picks etc...Like if you ain't going to score at least be effective in something else. :hhh:

-Tall nikkas that wanna shoot from the outside all day and not rock the paint at all. Now if you hitting your shots then its cool and I won't complain, but you can't be building brick houses out there when you can be getting the easy lay up.

- People that argue every fukking call and make the wait for downs turn into a publix deli line. :gucci:

- Whenever I go to a park and most of the courts are empty except for the one crowded court in the corner where a game of 4 on 4 is taking place and you got like 6-8 heads waiting to play the winner instead of actually playing against each other on another court. :snoop:
 

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the woat is dudes who are constantly complaining about being fouled but never actually call the fouls. cannot stand these mufukkas, just trying to save face after repeated garbage ass attempts. on some "stop fouling me" or "you cant play without fouling?" shyt after the play is over but refuse to call these phantom fouls in game because they afraid of lookin like a bytch.

i played with this mexican college kid a few years ago who was doing this shyt all game (he was complete trash yet shot every time he got a rebound, cuz we werent passing to him) and eventually he just laid out on the court flat like melo
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game was close at that point and almost over, so everyone wanted to continue. but dude refused to get up. he wasnt saying anything, just lying there. there was a bunch of people waiting for next, so after a while i went over to one of em and told him we needed a sub cuz this dude was done. i was like :lolbron: inside cuz i knew we were gonna win if we got this bum off our squad, he was by far our weakest player. the mexican guy hears this and sits up, he asks me if i agreed that he was getting fouled every drive. i told him to quit acting like a lil bytch and he got furious :mjlol: started saying some dumb macho shyt like "u better not talk to me anymore, u better not say another word" :heh: even tho he was like 5'6 and frail as hell.

told him to get his ass off the court or we'd just start playing and step all over him. he finally stood up and decided to keep playing, and we ended up taking the L :to:
 

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This on some :flabbynsick: steeze but I used to hoop heavy back in the early 2000's and EVERYBODY wanted to be like Iverson. In order to get picked up all you needed was handles. Nobody cared about a wet jumper or defense. Just nikkas trying to do the AI crossovers.

The AI era was worse than the era when ppl were trying to be like Mike. :martin:
 

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when dudes do not recognize that i got buckets for every muthafukka walking the earth. lol, these scrubs see me roll up and know i am a fighter and warrior, but they do not understand that i am a monster on the courts also. then when i begin beating ass, i can see anger in their eyes, though they dare not speak that shyt cause they know i'm a killer. there is no defense that can save you, shyt, if you ain't in the league, or at some high-level ncaa school, then you might as well not even play.
 
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-The emotional nikkas that want to get loud after losing :beli:

-The 37 year old nikkas still salty that they got no scholarship offers and take the shyt way too serious :beli:

-The skinny young nikka with a Jimmy Butler fade, arm sleeves, leg sleeves, compression shorts and some retro Jordans/Kyries/Lebrons on like he's a certified baller then goes 0-19 shooting threes & driving in the lane trying to be Westbrook :beli:

-The hood nikkas that play WAY too aggressive, talk MAD shyt, threaten you when you talk shyt back, then want to fight/pull a gun out when you win :gucci:

I only do shooting/dribbling drills & play one on one for cardio after lifting, the shyt is ridiculous now

Felt like a shot at us 80s babies.

Speaking of age, high school and college aged kids don't play defense and cherry pick. To boot these lil punks have NBA boom or bust aspirations when they are at best 2 star talents on recruiting boards :trash:
 
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