Worst Pickup Basketball Etiquette?

[Xerces]

man, I was playing against a cat the other day, that would almost jump over your back, and tomahawk swat at the ball over your shoulder to keep you from getting the rebound, cat was making me nervous. Luckily I crossed him up, and came in with a clean finger roll lay up.

But mine is cat's that don't understand their match up, cat's that don't cut, and cat's that call weak pealties. HOWEVER!! ha ha, if we need the ball, I've been known to call some weak junk here n there sorry charlie

 

[Lord Bison]

4 pages and no one mentioned clowns walking the ball up and pullin from damn near half court

Thats that new Steph Curry shyt right there. Anybody who do that on my team im subbing out


My era of ball required PRISTINE defense or you getting yo ankles broken. It was eat or get ate. Anybody who hooped during the And 1 mixtape era can vouch for what im saying.

Cats is real lucky instagram wasnt around back then or they would've got roasted to the point they felt like comminting that. Todays cats aint got what it takes to ball during the GOAT 1 mixtape days

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Thats that new Steph Curry shyt right there. Anybody who do that on my team im subbing out


My era of ball required PRISTINE defense or you getting yo ankles broken. It was eat or get ate. Anybody who hooped during the And 1 mixtape era can vouch for what im saying.

Cats is real lucky instagram wasnt around back then or they would've got roasted to the point they felt like comminting that. Todays cats aint got what it takes to ball during the GOAT 1 mixtape days

Breh. Preach! nikkas aint even got midrange these days!

 

[Cadillac]

Fat nikkas who sit in the corner and just shoot 3s

Ballhogging ass nikkas, who only pass when they see a chance to get a assist

 

[Balla]

shyt that I don't like!!

1. My biggest pet peeve is when they always complain when you miss, but when they miss they quiet as a mouse. fukk all those nikkas!!

2. nikkas that bytch when they can't defend and blame you for not getting their man when your man would be open.

3. nikkas who don't act like they wanna play. I can't stand when nikkas don't care.

4. Ball hogs.

5. nikkas that think they can shoot, but keep shooting.

6. When nikkas don't box out their man.

 

[TaxCollector13459]

I'm sensing a common theme here

Lmaooo im weak

 

[str8up]

Breh played w/ bluetooth headphones on
Lost the ball everytime he touched it

 

[TaxCollector13459]

Fat nikkas who sit in the corner and just shoot 3s[/B]

Ballhogging ass nikkas, who only pass when they see a chance to get a assist

With the low shorts leaning in they shoes

 

[Po pimp]

means they know you garbage fam

Sorry to break the news to you

Yeah, they just know I’m garbage when they’ve never seen me hoop.

People tend to pick up familiar faces. Some will be the most garbage nikka on the court with next, and try to pick a “good” team, then when they get on the court, the nikka whose actual team it was is subjected to being a role player who never touches the ball.

 

[hotbeezie]

nikkas who be holding the game up by calling unessessary shyt like traveling when shyt don’t go their way.


Ol’ “He took 4 steps before he laid it up” referee ass nikka

......

 

[Jesus]

Everyone knows you don't call defensive fouls, like we are in the NBA or even a league, but everyone also has a friend who is just AGGRESSIVELY fouling on defense, like hitting hands, chest, shoulders, just over the top behavior.

"The coach"

Who yells and berates players who he doesn't know, over (or nonexistent) trivial errors,

GET BACK FASTER ON THAT PLAY

TAKE THAT SHOT!!!!

But, like crossing a line of respect with people you don't know.

I am also weary of playing with those types, because I don't want to be talked to like that, but I don't want to make an issue of it either lol

fakkit ass nikka and the other cucks in here complaining about people who take it too seriously. bytch nikkas

 

[ALonelyDad]

When 5’10 and above guys wanna play guard, if you don’t go and be my Tyson chandler

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

some nikkas like to actually compete.

Then join a inrtarumal league

nikkas just wanna fukk around ( ) and you out here calling plays and shyt.

 

[UpAndComing]

nikkas calling a travel on me while I'm in the paint, cause they jealous that I High post like Hakeem

 

[FishNGrits]

Then join a inrtarumal league

nikkas just wanna fukk around ( ) and you out here calling plays and shyt.

idk where all you guys play at where nikkas just jog through the motions but where im at it could be a 2 hour wait if you lose a game


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