Worst Pickup Basketball Etiquette?
- Thread starter Adidacs
- Start date
I forgot "the score guy"
*game starts*
Team makes one shot
"Ay its 2-0" huh? O my bad 1-0
Few points later
"7-3 were up" huh its 4 up
*game starts*
Team makes one shot
"Ay its 2-0" huh? O my bad 1-0
Few points later
"7-3 were up" huh its 4 up
Uncle Kingpin
No Relation
The Hackmonster. You came to play basketball, hes playing some game that happens to be played with a basketball except it doesnt have rules. He cant make a jump shot, he cant play defense and is always getting burnt, but makes up for his lack of defense with relentless fouling. If fouls counted, he would foul out before any game to 16. Even when the slap echoes thru the gym, he swears he didnt foul you. He never says my bad, only shoot for it. Best ability is turning basketball games to fist fights. Dishonarable mentions...
The nikka with bad hygiene
The guy who always wants to post up
Some of yall are a$$holes 
everybody cant shoot (and I say that as a shooter), I always encourage my teammates to shoot when they're open, gives them confidence and makes the game more fun.
The worst is bigs that dont post. You 6'3 and up your ass need to get on that block, this aint the positionless NBA.
everybody cant shoot (and I say that as a shooter), I always encourage my teammates to shoot when they're open, gives them confidence and makes the game more fun.The worst is bigs that dont post. You 6'3 and up your ass need to get on that block, this aint the positionless NBA.
-The emotional nikkas that want to get loud after losing 
-The 37 year old nikkas still salty that they got no scholarship offers and take the shyt way too serious
-The skinny young nikka with a Jimmy Butler fade, arm sleeves, leg sleeves, compression shorts and some retro Jordans/Kyries/Lebrons on like he's a certified baller then goes 0-19 shooting threes & driving in the lane trying to be Westbrook
-The hood nikkas that play WAY too aggressive, talk MAD shyt, threaten you when you talk shyt back, then want to fight/pull a gun out when you win
I only do shooting/dribbling drills & play one on one for cardio after lifting, the shyt is ridiculous now
-The 37 year old nikkas still salty that they got no scholarship offers and take the shyt way too serious
-The skinny young nikka with a Jimmy Butler fade, arm sleeves, leg sleeves, compression shorts and some retro Jordans/Kyries/Lebrons on like he's a certified baller then goes 0-19 shooting threes & driving in the lane trying to be Westbrook
-The hood nikkas that play WAY too aggressive, talk MAD shyt, threaten you when you talk shyt back, then want to fight/pull a gun out when you win
I only do shooting/dribbling drills & play one on one for cardio after lifting, the shyt is ridiculous now
Ethnic Vagina Finder
The Great Paper Chaser
Hoodoo Child
The Urban Legend
- 7 footers taking threes 
- Calling for timeouts
- Arguing over "fouls"
- Older cats trying to lecture us
- Wasting time wiping the ball off
- Calling for timeouts
- Arguing over "fouls"
- Older cats trying to lecture us
- Wasting time wiping the ball off
Tall people camping at the 3 point line.
I'm 5'7, wtf?
get your big ass in the paint. 
I'm 5'7, wtf?
get your big ass in the paint. Everyone knows you don't call defensive fouls, like we are in the NBA or even a league, but everyone also has a friend who is just AGGRESSIVELY fouling on defense, like hitting hands, chest, shoulders, just over the top behavior.
"The coach"
Who yells and berates players who he doesn't know, over (or nonexistent) trivial errors,
GET BACK FASTER ON THAT PLAY
TAKE THAT SHOT!!!!
But, like crossing a line of respect with people you don't know.
I am also weary of playing with those types, because I don't want to be talked to like that, but I don't want to make an issue of it either lol
"The coach"
Who yells and berates players who he doesn't know, over (or nonexistent) trivial errors,
GET BACK FASTER ON THAT PLAY
TAKE THAT SHOT!!!!
But, like crossing a line of respect with people you don't know.
I am also weary of playing with those types, because I don't want to be talked to like that, but I don't want to make an issue of it either lol
Ethnic Vagina Finder
The Great Paper Chaser
Anytime the other team had a girl on their squad.... 
I had to guard her.
I had to guard her.
Ethnic Vagina Finder
The Great Paper Chaser
Some of yall are a$$holes
The worst is bigs that dont post. You 6'3 and up your ass need to get on that block, this aint the positionless NBA.
Yeah, but this aint the WNBA neither
if you over 6'5 and you ain't in the paint i hate you
this shyt too
nobody getting a 10 day contract
Good thing I’m not over 6’5
I am exactly 6’5 though and fukk being in the paint all day grabbing bricks and not getting any post touches. As soon as I walk into LA Fitness I transform into Mid Range Shawty
But biggest pet peeve: When a 21 game is in motion and a breh scores, and walks to the regular free throw line to shoot instead of taking his ass to the 3 point line. shyt always make me be like where the fukk is this nikka from
MischievousMonkey
Gor bu dëgër
People do that?
MischievousMonkey
Gor bu dëgër
People you lock up and get tensed because they can't touch the ball. Sorry breh what you thought this was 
If you want to be agressive be it but if you start throwing elbows it might take another turn you don't like
People who are OVERLY competitive. Nobody barks at me but my pop when I was little
People who don't pass. Why don't you go play one of one with some of your buddies
If you want to be agressive be it but if you start throwing elbows it might take another turn you don't like
People who are OVERLY competitive. Nobody barks at me but my pop when I was little
People who don't pass. Why don't you go play one of one with some of your buddies