Worst Pickup Basketball Etiquette?

[7th Letter Specialist]

Bump. Teammates who don't say shyt when ur defending and someone's coming to screen for them. Not feeling the single leg sleeve shyt. nikkas think they Kelly Oubre w/ just a lil ass praying hands tattoo.

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

I got a homie that got a NICE j and a killer hook. Whenever we play 1-on-1 he droppin' buckets on me all day. Whenever we play together on the same team dude legit forgets how to play ball and be tryna post dudes up with his frail ass.

I'm deadass like bro lemme run the pick and pop - shyt is unstoppable.

I used to be like this @ 1 point. I was used to playing 1 on 1s and 21, so that when I got into a full game I would get disoriented w/ all the extra players on the court. shyt would be like system overload tryna take everything in

 

[Noriega]

Been playing pickup 2-3x a week

Arguing calls for 5 minutes

Fat nikkas who are too outta shape to run the court so they just stand around and cherry pick or foul hard asl

Tall nikkas who can’t shoot for shyt but stand in the corner or on the wings

Dudes who dribble too much and don’t pass

nikkas who don’t play D

Dudes who pout/whine that don’t get the ball but don’t even try to get open/move around

 

[BK The Great]

No defense, Bad shot selection and doesn’t add to getting the win. effortless teammates are annoying.

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Bump. Teammates who don't say shyt when ur defending and someone's coming to screen for them. Not feeling the single leg sleeve shyt. nikkas think they Kelly Oubre w/ just a lil ass praying hands tattoo.

oh my, how times have changed. This shït tough as a $2 steak

 

[ZEupTWN]

Motherfukas who purposely fukk up the pace of the game out of their own frustrations and start being petty with the calls…

Basically sore losers..

 

[maxamusa]

Brehs who think they're hot sauce n auditiong for and1.


calling fouls and/or arguing about fouls.

father/son duos


brehs with their girls on the sidelines

brehs who won't set the screen



man I could go on all day

 

[maxamusa]

Brehs who think they're hot sauce n auditiong for and1.


calling fouls and/or arguing about fouls.

father/son duos


brehs with their girls on the sidelines

brehs who won't set the screen



man I could go on all day

 

[BK The Great]

Forgot to add dribble heads, don’t need to cross every person possible. That is just a tool to get pass a player.

 

[Pedro Negro]

Spitting on the court.

 

[Dreamchaser]

People calling fouls when it's game point.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

There was this one big man that would come through and play pick up at our spot. Let me start out by saying that he could easily dunk. If you were anywhere near him when he banged, he would wrap his legs around your head/neck while hanging from the rim and pump his hips to swing back and forth a few times. Basically skull fukking dudes. He did this multiple times a game so I would just never D him up in the paint.

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

There was this one big man that would come through and play pick up at our spot. Let me start out by saying that he could easily dunk. If you were anywhere near him when he banged, he would wrap his legs around your head/neck while hanging from the rim and pump his hips to swing back and forth a few times. Basically skull fukking dudes. He did this multiple times a game so I would just never D him up in the paint.

 

[maxamusa]

There was this one big man that would come through and play pick up at our spot. Let me start out by saying that he could easily dunk. If you were anywhere near him when he banged, he would wrap his legs around your head/neck while hanging from the rim and pump his hips to swing back and forth a few times. Basically skull fukking dudes. He did this multiple times a game so I would just never D him up in the paint.

nowhere near Rucker

 

[Richard Glidewell]

There was this one big man that would come through and play pick up at our spot. Let me start out by saying that he could easily dunk. If you were anywhere near him when he banged, he would wrap his legs around your head/neck while hanging from the rim and pump his hips to swing back and forth a few times. Basically skull fukking dudes. He did this multiple times a game so I would just never D him up in the paint.

Would have been some catastrophic falls he tried that shyt with me on the court..........power bomb that bytch so hard he shyts himself.......he can never show his face again after that