Worst Pickup Basketball Etiquette?

hotbeezie

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As someone who is 6'5" and spent many hours doing shooting/dribbling drills throughout my youth I'll be goddamned if I'm relegated to posting up in some damn pickup game.

I'm not a big man, you're just not big :hubie:


But as far as annoyances pretty much smelly people and football players. I also found it amusing when a group of HS kids would try to run their plays or go into a zone defense. I guess it's practice so I can't hate on that too much.

I feel ya, Sound like Bomani, “I’m not big man, I’m tall man”

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Would have been some catastrophic falls he tried that shyt with me on the court..........power bomb that bytch so hard he shyts himself.......he can never show his face again after that

You say that from behind a keyboard but his grip was skrong (from what I observed). You don't think people talked shyt before the game on some "Yo, if he tries to yolk me up I'm just gonna pull him off the rim and X,Y & Z his ass. Word is bond!" Two minutes later big man got your dome in a scissor lock lifting you off the court as he swings around pumping his hips.

And don't look up because he is looking down right at you eagerly anticipating eye contact. That's when you know you fukked up.
 

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Ball hogs who don’t deserve it. Kinda like what op said them Asian ballers think they superior but they soft compared to us I went off on a teammate and told him to do it by himself then u the Asian Kobe Bryant do something that bytch ain score shyt I will shyt talk my own teammates and get in their head if they get mad I make one bad shot I think I scored all the points I said that too but I’m the weak one right word for word damn there
 

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Ball hogs who don’t deserve it. Kinda like what op said them Asian ballers think they superior but they soft compared to us I went off on a teammate and told him to do it by himself then u the Asian Kobe Bryant do something that bytch ain score shyt I will shyt talk my own teammates and get in their head if they get mad I make one bad shot I think I scored all the points I said that too but I’m the weak one right word for word damn there
Where do you live where an Asian dude has the audacity to think he's the Kobe of the team?
 

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Those goofy unathletic dudes that are completely useless at almost everything, but somehow they be hitting 3's from anywhere on the court. They be having the weirdest ugliest form ever, launching a 3 as soon as they get the ball and hit that shyt nothing but net.

It be funny at first but the novelty wears off fast because dude is a liability everywhere else, can't play defense or pass or do shyt else
 

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You say that from behind a keyboard but his grip was skrong (from what I observed). You don't think people talked shyt before the game on some "Yo, if he tries to yolk me up I'm just gonna pull him off the rim and X,Y & Z his ass. Word is bond!" Two minutes later big man got your dome in a scissor lock lifting you off the court as he swings around pumping his hips.

And don't look up because he is looking down right at you eagerly anticipating eye contact. That's when you know you fukked up.
I talk shyt from here because in real life I don't do much talking. He probably more tall than strong. If he under 240 I'm rag dolling him off rip......people know who they can play with.......he wrap his legs around another man I'm immediately ripping him down off the rim and saying oops......
 

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Those goofy unathletic dudes that are completely useless at almost everything, but somehow they be hitting 3's from anywhere on the court. They be having the weirdest ugliest form ever, launching a 3 as soon as they get the ball and hit that shyt nothing but net.

It be funny at first but the novelty wears off fast because dude is a liability everywhere else, can't play defense or pass or do shyt else
I seen a cat in Japan look like a homeless alcoholic with the most special ed shoot from the back of the neck jumper hit every fukking 3 from every fukking part of the floor in intramurals........I was furious breh..........
 

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I talk shyt from here because in real life I don't do much talking. He probably more tall than strong. If he under 240 I'm rag dolling him off rip......people know who they can play with.......he wrap his legs around another man I'm immediately ripping him down off the rim and saying oops......

And that's when he lifts you off the court and starts rhythmically gyrating your dome... Leverage.

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I talk shyt from here because in real life I don't do much talking. He probably more tall than strong. If he under 240 I'm rag dolling him off rip......people know who they can play with.......he wrap his legs around another man I'm immediately ripping him down off the rim and saying oops......


dawg he was trolling :russ:

I feel u tho I aint going for those gay chapel show e tru Hollywood antics :demonic:
 
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