worst team name... pelicans?

[Columbo]

Nuggets don't have to do with chicken nuggets .

Nuggets have to do with GOLD and little nuggets of gold. It has to do with Denver's mining tradition and the Colorado Gold Rush during the late 1850s and early 1860s.

 

[unit321]

They're called the Magic and not the Magicians because of Disney World and "The Magic of Walt Disney World".
Disney World is located in Bay Lake, FL which is apart of the Orlando–Kissimmee–Sanford Metropolitan Statistical Area.

They could have called them the Orlando Disney or Orlando Mickey Mouse if you want to go with that reasoning.

Heat is an appropriate name. Miami is the only major city in the continental US to have a tropical climate.

They could have called them the Miami Sunshine or Miami Beaches, that would make total sense too.
Those Beaches don't have no game.

 

[King Static X]

They could have called them the Orlando Disney or Orlando Mickey Mouse if you want to go with that reasoning.

Those names are terrible . Magic is simple and easy.

They could have called them the Miami Sunshine or Miami Beaches, that would make total sense too.
Those Beaches don't have no game.

Those two names are once again terrible. Sunshine? Beaches?

The name "Heat" fits. It's simple and you get the connection because of Miami's humid weather .

 

[unit321]

Those names are terrible . Magic is simple and easy.

LOL. I picked them on purpose.

Those two names are once again terrible. Sunshine? Beaches?

The name "Heat" fits. It's simple and you get the connection because of Miami's humid weather .

Well, it is what it is.
They should change their name to Miami Humid Weather... because everyone would understand.

 

[GunRanger]

WE GOT OUR SHARE

CASTAIC LAKE
LAKE HOLLYWOOD
PYRAMID LAKE

Not lakes. Those are reservoirs

 

[Reality Check]

New Jersey Swamp Dragons. Even though it was shot down, it might be the WOAT team name. For those who don't know

The legend of the Swamp Dragons

 

[LezJepzin]

Sonoma State Cossacks

They changed their nickname to the sea wolves about ten years ago.

 

[Sauce Dab]

The Oakland Athletics

 

[Sccit]

Not lakes. Those are reservoirs

SAME SHIIT LOL

 

[Tres Leches]

 

[Geek Nasty]

Name yourself after some silly bird with the goat neck game, might as well call yourself the New Orleans Linda Lovelaces

 

[Jalether]

Unless this is just strictly nba. But generally speaking there are some terrible sport team names out there

There are a few of them in football (soccer)

Deportivo Moron fc (argentina)
young boys bsc (switzerland)

 

[GiantGonzalez]

BECAUSE OF GUN VIOLENCE SMH

Now that they can't text each other pictures of real guns, the public will have no choice but to lower gun violence against each other

 

[GiantGonzalez]

Just do away with the city name altogether let's be honest corporations own these teams anyway. Every team in Toronto should be the Rogers Raptors, Rogers Blue Jays

The Nuggets can be owned by McDonalds

 

[Kliq_Souf]

Pelicans are some gangstas tho

I learned the hard way on a trip to Tampa years back... lol