Would you eat this crab after this?

[Hey_zeus]

I want some seafood now

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

I wouldn’t eat a Werther’s Original from that nasty ass kitchen.




Talk about putting your foot in the pot… that bytch put the floor in the pot.

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

Nah I can’t cook a live animal

Sad ending

There’s a lil sadism from the chef

 

[MarcMan]

pass the melted butter breh

 

[Illuminatos]

Food tastes better when it fights back.

 

[MoveForward]

I would’ve gotten my hammer and knocked his ass out for scratching my cabinetry like that.

 

[GoAggieGo.]

Crabs usually stalk baby turtles who’re headed to the ocean and kill them. Throw that bytch ašs mfer in the pot and stop being soft







Cook that shyt up, Quay

Heyyyyyyy, lemme go

As for the crab in the OP, “into the pot you go”

 

[Spade]

Absolutely

 

[Doobie Doo]

Could've at least ran some water over it.

They did and it was boiling

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

Get the old bay out

 

[BigBlackSea]

From the floor to the pot.

Yeah, all that dust could have been washed off and got the lime juice and vinegar treatment but aside from that, these crabs are bottom feeders. Probably eating way nastier shyt on the ocean floor than on the average person's kitchen floor (whale shyt, decaying fauna, human garbage that was jettisoned, and sank, etc.). Just going to get boiled off anyways.

 

[HabitualChiller]

I don't eat meat

Negged.

 

[Lord_nikon]

they didn't even clean crab breh off mayne off im sure wood residue was all in his claw in shyt

 

[NoMorePie]

From the floor to the pot

 

[ABlackMan]

I wonder about the level of consciousness they have

Clearly Einstein jackass he knew what time it was. The level of intellect is imPECCAble!