Low End Derrick
Veteran
isn't that worse![]()
isn't that worse![]()

these crabs are bottom feeders. Probably eating way nastier shyt on the ocean floor than on the average person's kitchen floor (whale shyt, decaying fauna, human garbage that was jettisoned, and sank, etc.).

PauseNegged.

nikkaHad a bag of crabs bust in my car one time on the way home
They fukked me up the whole way to the crib
I was driving and fighting two dozen angry crabs dolo
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What made it more horrifying at the time was that this was my first time picking up crabs. I assumed they were dead. I had no idea you had to cook them alive.
So in my head the crabs came back to life and I was fighting some zombie crabs
I hollered the whole way to the house

Had a flashback. The current Hockey Arena in Newark is where the old fish markets used to be on Mulberry Street.
Used to go down there with Mom and bring crabs home in brown paper bags.,
I remember one who clawed his way out of the bag, fell , and ran me out of the kitchen.
Should’ve kept that one to yourself. That ain’t gangsta.

