Would you marry? Only catch, you cant cheat or ya cut off

[Illuminatos]

No I would not marry her. My happiness >>>>>>>> A million dollars

 

[Arcavian]

Hell yeah, Id buy my happiness back

 

[VerbalIntercourse]

If this woman met you right now and fell in love with you on first sight, approached you and said, "If you are my true love you will marry me now or never!" and you have 1 day to decide. Once married she turns everything over to you. The only catch is that once married you're body temperature will be marked by one of the satellites in outer space and will have constant tabs on your whereabouts specifically to make sure u are not cheating. Meaning that you can sell drugs and smuggle weapons of mass destruction and no government in the world could see the "body heat footage" if u are a suspect. But if 1 stripper sucks you off it’s an instant divorce and the "body heat footage" will be made public. If u are caught cheating every receipt from every purchase u have ever made while married will be tallied up and any investments and properties gained while married will be traced and taken from your possession. You will leave just as you came. That’s the rules. You can fap to porn all u want but no cheating. Also part of the rules, you will be given a special herb that will enhance both of your lives so that 2 bullets couldnt kill u as easy and u are gauranteed to live together alive for 80 years, meaning her face is the face you will wake up to till death. And if it just so happens that while u two were alone, she mysteriously just so happened to die, the next day you too will mysteriously die(meaning; there will be no OJ trial just a straight execution). What will be your answer? Would you marry and could you be loyal for life? You have 24 hours to make your decision.

Nope. I don't want my kids to have such unsightly features.

 

[smokeurobinson]

Ayooo, that gif is...

Was that actually on a Family Guy episode?

Yes..

If I wasn't already dating her then hell nah. I'd rather have the freedom to get whatever p*ssy I want than be tied down to a stranger.

Besides, what if she has herpes or HIV

For some reason i beleive you'd be singing a different tune if her lawyers came to you right now and said that they are ready to transfer 20 million into your account as a good faith clause.

 

[smokeurobinson]

All that shyt you typed out is pointless. All that's gonna matter is whether I love her back. I'll take an average salary with the love of my life over any other scenario every time. But if I feel like I'm capable of loving this chick for life, then fukk yeah.

No I would not marry her. My happiness >>>>>>>> A million dollars

LOL @ love.....Remember that line in Mad Men about how love is something that was made up in a new york board room by an ad agency trying to sell womens products? Remember what Gordon Gekko said in the movie Wall Street about how love is the oldest myth in the game? A lot of people confuse the emotional attachment one has for someone with love...Love is having respect and honor for someone when things are good and bad.

Nope. I don't want my kids to have such unsightly features.

Beyonces parents arent the most picture perfect yet they created Beyonce. On the flip side i've seen pretty women make some ugly kids. Its a roll of the dice when it comes to how the kid will turn out.


So if u arent allured by a billion dollars that means u would settle for a pretty broke chick in the projects. Something about that just doesnt sound right.

 

[The Nigerian]

HELL NO!

 

[VerbalIntercourse]

So if u arent allured by a billion dollars that means u would settle for a pretty broke chick in the projects. Something about that just doesnt sound right.

I would NEVER marry a women for money. I just can't do it, and I question the character of any man that would.

It seems unnatural to me. I guarantee I would cheat. Men aren't built like women.

 

[TRUEST]

she's actually not pretty. and all the money aint worth being stuck with anyone. unless shes bisexual and is open to threesomes involving other girls.

 

[Tommy Knocks]

of course I would, it's not like I don't have the option to opt out.

Now if you said cheating or divorce meant death, fukk that. I want to live as long as possible.

 

[Illuminatos]

LOL @ love.....Remember that line in Mad Men about how love is something that was made up in a new york board room by an ad agency trying to sell womens products? Remember what Gordon Gekko said in the movie Wall Street about how love is the oldest myth in the game? A lot of people confuse the emotional attachment one has for someone with love...Love is having respect and honor for someone when things are good and bad.








Beyonces parents arent the most picture perfect yet they created Beyonce. On the flip side i've seen pretty women make some ugly kids. Its a roll of the dice when it comes to how the kid will turn out.


So if u arent allured by a billion dollars that means u would settle for a pretty broke chick in the projects. Something about that just doesnt sound right.

Who said anything about love? The girl is unattractive to me. Why would I torture myself like that.

 

[True Blue Moon]

Yes..





For some reason i beleive you'd be singing a different tune if her lawyers came to you right now and said that they are ready to transfer 20 million into your account as a good faith clause.

Nah man. That's a whole lot of money but this is my life we're talking about. I gotta be with only her forever for the next 80 years knowing absolutely nothin about her and if she dies I die? No thanks. I'd rather bust my ass on my own and make 6 figures that I can actually enjoy on my terms than 20 million that I can't. Especially cuz I wanna have kids some day and not knowing her at all or not being happy with her increases the potential of having a fukked up family.