AquaCityBoy
Veteran
Some injuries leave you medically unable to compete (like CM Punk's meniscus tear), but others are perfectly acceptable (like John Cena's and Daniel Bryan's meniscus tears).
Wrestling logic you've learned to be law over time
- Thread starter Ed MOTHEREFFING G
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WOAHMYGOODNESS
Your TSC World Champion
wrestlers become deaf to crowd reactions when their backs are turned.
[entire crowd starts cheering...keeps back turned as Randy Orton slides under the bottom rope. Suddenly turns around and gets RKO'd]
[entire crowd starts cheering...keeps back turned as Randy Orton slides under the bottom rope. Suddenly turns around and gets RKO'd]
CJ
Your objective semi-troll
When a face is in a submission hold, passed out... and the ref drops his arm twice...
you just know he's raising that arm on the 3rd drop attempt.
Unless you're Hulk Hoe-gan in a Brock bear hug
you just know he's raising that arm on the 3rd drop attempt.
Unless you're Hulk Hoe-gan in a Brock bear hug
Kicking someone's ass while they're on the ropes? The ref gives you til the count of 5. 
If you don't break it up, you get disqualified...
...unless you're Sheamus. :notsure:
Then you get as long as you want.
If you don't break it up, you get disqualified...
...unless you're Sheamus. :notsure:
Then you get as long as you want.
Old School...props.
Beautiful Bobby Eatin
SWEEEEEEEEEETNESS!
This became indisputable in the past two years. "Kliq runs the business."
Also if youre facing Cena and he smiles at you, expect some grand fukkery before youre eventually beaten.
Sin Cara will botch.
Rey Mysterio will get injured.
Miz will lose viewers.
Black wrestlers will wear red when they are faces.
Also if youre facing Cena and he smiles at you, expect some grand fukkery before youre eventually beaten.
Sin Cara will botch.
Rey Mysterio will get injured.
Miz will lose viewers.
Black wrestlers will wear red when they are faces.
Wcthesecret
Banned
...what about big e?
ExodusNirvana
Change is inevitable...
- Things you do in the course of a match that would normally land you in jail are perfectly fine because it happened during the match.
ex. Triple HHH and his sledgehammer.
IRL hitting a co-worker in the face with a sledgehammer? Fired. Plus you're probably going to jail for a little while cause that's kinda overboard. In the WWE? Meh he was just tryin to finish the job he started
- The Millions (and Millions) can be heard from anywhere at anytime. Backstage, miles away from the arena, via satellite in another state, anywhere.
- Hulkamania is and probably has been this country's best chance for clean energy for quite some time. It has been powering a 1000 year old man for the past 40 some odd years of wrestling and yields no negative byproducts save for a few burials and screwjobs.
ex. Triple HHH and his sledgehammer.
IRL hitting a co-worker in the face with a sledgehammer? Fired. Plus you're probably going to jail for a little while cause that's kinda overboard. In the WWE? Meh he was just tryin to finish the job he started
- The Millions (and Millions) can be heard from anywhere at anytime. Backstage, miles away from the arena, via satellite in another state, anywhere.
- Hulkamania is and probably has been this country's best chance for clean energy for quite some time. It has been powering a 1000 year old man for the past 40 some odd years of wrestling and yields no negative byproducts save for a few burials and screwjobs.
dead right. Stone cold beat the shyt out of his boss for an entire 2 year period then became best buddies with him like it never happened, the real life equivilent of getting a promotion 
GoddamnyamanProf
Countdown to Armageddon
If a guy ever has the ring steps up over his head ready to smash his opponent's head in, that opponent will hit a drop toe hold and make him fall face-first onto the steps. It doesnt matter if he's never done the move before in his life, he WILL hit that drop toe hold.
ThatTruth777
Superstar
regular moves do more damage when a top-tier wrestler uses them 
GoddamnyamanProf
Countdown to Armageddon
Lol at everyone on the roster jobbing to a Fireman's Carry *insert Cena smilie*regular moves do more damage when a top-tier wrestler uses them