Wrestling logic you've learned to be law over time

[AquaCityBoy]

A guy who couldn't cleanly defeat three of the strongest guys is expected to be a threat to end a twenty-year undefeated streak.

 

[ExodusNirvana]

dead right. Stone cold beat the shyt out of his boss for an entire 2 year period then became best buddies with him like it never happened, the real life equivilent of getting a promotion

The best part is that it's really because Austin did'nt want to follow some pretty lenient HR guidelines.

Wear a suit, watch your language, no drinking on the job, etc.

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

A guy who couldn't cleanly defeat three of the strongest guys is expected to be a threat to end a twenty-year undefeated streak.

on paper it sounds fukked up but considering this nikka can only wrestle once a year, is flabby n sick n bald...im pretty sure a couple mahfukkas could logically beat taker

 

[ExodusNirvana]

Chris Jericho's Lionsault never fails. He may land on someones knees yes but the move itself is always executed flawlessly.

 

[DocZulu]

Damn...that's real.

Chris Jericho's Lionsault never fails. He may land on someones knees yes but the move itself is always executed flawlessly.

 

[Gang$tarr]

- Things you do in the course of a match that would normally land you in jail are perfectly fine because it happened during the match.

ex. Triple HHH and his sledgehammer.

IRL hitting a co-worker in the face with a sledgehammer? Fired. Plus you're probably going to jail for a little while cause that's kinda overboard. In the WWE? Meh he was just tryin to finish the job he started

I always rationalized that as being in the contract. If they attacked a random citizen they would go to jail but if they attack a person signed to the "sports league" it's fair game

 

[El Guapo]

You can run commercials during a match, but it's okay because the match won't end during that break and no one is going to use their special moves during that time.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I always rationalized that as being in the contract. If they attacked a random citizen they would go to jail but if they attack a person signed to the "sports league" it's fair game

LOL @ randy orton punting vince, stephanie, and john cenas dad right in the head and still going to wrestlemania and summerslam like

 

[smoove157]

you pretty much never see people getting thrown out of battle royals/royal rumble in a corner, yet everyone constantly tries this in the begging of the match

obviously all the faces travel on one bus/plane and all the heels travel on another, otherwise it would be constant fighting at all times

regardless of how many matches The Berzerker won, he could never win a title

 

[raw613]

if you have a new finisher suddenly people become able to kick out of your old one.

 

[Hoss]

Never jump at a hoss.

 

[the artist known az]

In a big match, the finisher never ends the match the first time

ie Cena vs Punk this past Monday

 

[malbaker86]

Non title bouts are always going to be won by the non champion

 

[malbaker86]

whenever the announcer says "thats gotta be it " or something similar ITS NEVER IT and the wrestler will kick out...

Whenever a wrestler goes for a pin and King says "that's it..it's over"....that means it's NOT over

I pointed this out to @wonton87 and she was " I never realized that"

 

[ExodusNirvana]

You can run commercials during a match, but it's okay because the match won't end during that break and no one is going to use their special moves during that time.