Wrestling logic you've learned to be law over time

[CBSkyline]

Santino Marella will always get a chance to at least setup The Cobra no matter what his current position on the roster is.

 

[Golayitdown]

Santino Marella will always get a chance to at least setup The Cobra no matter what his current position on the roster is.

And it will always get the crowd on their feet


You can have a serious beef with somebody but you're only gonna do something about it for 17 minutes every Monday and the occasional Sunday

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

In wrestling today, no match will ever exceed the TV time limit (which no longer exists?).

 

[puppetmaster]

And it will always get the crowd on their feet


You can have a serious beef with somebody but you're only gonna do something about it for 17 minutes every Monday and the occasional Sunday

true. A pinfall evens things up and ends our beef after you've attacked my family etc instead of some diabolical brutality.




Also lets be honest. Ric Flair was never going to hit that top rope hurricurana he always got caught and tossed off the top turnbuckle trying to attempt.




-P-

 

[7PHX]

When someone cheats to win and the loser tell the ref, instant replay gets thrown in the bushes

shyt, don't they usually play a replay showing the guys feet on the ropes? On that big ass screen that the ref could see clearly from the ring?

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Get hit with four signature moves, two finishers and a steel chair:

Get hit with a light ass WWE title belt: :deadcena:

 

[NYChase718]

Cena wins.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

3. People will like you if you pause after saying the name of their city or place of resident. Isn't that right, TSC?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


add on

this made me laugh

 

[Nintendough]

Ref not turning around when yelling at a face tag partner while heel partner is attacking legal man in the ring.

 

[Brad Maddox]

If you want to get tagged in, you need to hold the tag ropes, unless of course you don't hold them, in that case you can get tagged in nonetheless.

 

[Reggie]

In a tag match when the heels are jumping the face the ref just happens to be distraced at all times.

 

[Francis White]

Wrestlers getting attacked in their homes, run over by cars, jumped in parking lots all infront of a camera yet no one presses charges, or even better the Miz and R-Truth jump Cena and get fined 500k and fired, next week hired right back.

 

[Wcthesecret]

You can run commercials during a match, but it's okay because the match won't end during that break and no one is going to use their special moves during that time.

Except for that one time with mr perfect.

 

[3Rivers]

Wrestlers getting attacked in their homes, run over by cars, jumped in parking lots all infront of a camera yet no one presses charges, or even better the Miz and R-Truth jump Cena and get fined 500k and fired, next week hired right back.

I like how at 2:06 attempted murder is committed and it's pretty much glossed over
[ame=http://youtu.be/jAjGhWl1EoA?t=2m6s]Undertaker vs. The Berzerker (25.04.1992, Superstars of Wrestling) [1st on YouTube] - YouTube[/ame]

 

[VBM]

The power of the urn = immor-fukkin'-tality