Zapp Brannigan
Captain of the Nimbus
Breh...we gettin old. U gotta realize once u hit ur mid 20s....alota shyt aint gonna be for you.
A lot of shyt that wasn't for you before is for you now. Get your suit game on point my man! 
Also, to OP: Why are you still shopping out of the house? I thought men did their shopping online? eBay man!!