WTF? Instagram’s algorithm just dry snitched on me. My woman is pissed!

[ThrobbingHood]

On God, I only follow sports pages. I thought the algorithm doesn’t pick up on accounts you creep watch.

My lady wanted to show me something on Instagram, so she picked up my phone (I let her, she didn’t do it behind my back) and all she saw were ample suggestions of big booty redbones twerking.

Now she won’t talk to me. fukking Zuckerberg. fukk him and his ugly ass wife.

 

[Dad]

On God, I only follow sports pages. I thought the algorithm doesn’t pick up on accounts you creep watch.

My lady wanted to show me something on Instagram, so she picked up my phone and all she saw were ample suggestions of big booty redbones twerking.

Now she won’t talk to me. fukking Zuckerberg. fukk him and his ugly ass wife.

That’s unacceptable. You need to create boundaries in your relationship

 

[The Pledge]

Always have a finsta for the missus

 

[ThrobbingHood]

That’s unacceptable. You need to create boundaries in your relationship

We leave our phones open. Nothing to hide (kinda). I’m just mad Insta did me dirty like that. They ain’t shyt for real.

Always have a finsta for the missus

Too little too late.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

i can't get with openly usin each other's phones

 

[ThrobbingHood]

i can't get with openly usin each other's phones

Got to have that level of trust, otherwise, what’s the point?

 

[LightSkinYeshua]

We ask permission to use the others phone

 

[The Pledge]

Too little too late.

My phone insta got nothing but puppies, architecture, cooking clips, and photos of family

My laptop insta

 

[ThrobbingHood]

We ask permission to use the others phone

I phrased it badly. We were both sitting down, she asked to show me something so she picked up my phone off the coffee table. She didn’t go behind my back.

My phone insta got nothing but puppies, architecture, cooking clips, and photos of family

My laptop insta

My creep levels are lacking.

 

[High Art]

You need to use an instagram copy like ImgInn or something with noscript turned on.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

My phone insta got nothing but puppies, architecture, cooking clips, and photos of family

My laptop insta

negd, reported, dap undap, scust

Op needs to take responsibility

You know damn well you was looking at thotties

 

[Spence]

How about…..not use Instagram? I’m older though (37) and I don’t really fk with anything but fb

 

[SheWantTheD]

You’ll be aiight

 

[trapnerd]

Sounds like your woman is insecure.

It's just the internet.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

negd, reported, dap undap, scust

Op needs to take responsibility

You know damn well you was looking at thotties

Breh, of course I’m gonna look at thotties. What man doesn’t? I’m pissed at Instagram suggesting me more thots.

How about…..not use Instagram? I’m older though (37) and I don’t really fk with anything but fb

I don’t post anything on there. Only use it to follow sports pages and do the occasional perv creeping.

You’ll be aiight

Inshallah.

Sounds like your woman is insecure.

Breh, what woman isn’t?