WTF? Instagram’s algorithm just dry snitched on me. My woman is pissed!

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Breh, of course I’m gonna look at thotties. What man doesn’t? I’m pissed at Instagram suggesting me more thots.


I don’t post anything on there. Only use it to follow sports pages and do the occasional perv creeping.

Inshallah.


Breh, what woman isn’t?

Don't use private tabs for degeneracy brehs

 

[8WON6]

IG's algorithm also uses suggestions from what similar users to yourself like as well. so it suggests that you might like those things.

 

[RARI_Godwind]

Her algorithm probably like that too. Tell her that’s how IG is.

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Well how would you feel if she was looking at half nekkid men?

 

[Seoul Gleou]

honestly there is no algo. a brand new ig account will be bombarded with that type of content because there's just so much of it on the platform

Spoiler

but still...how you gon let another woman open your phone like that. might as well call her daddy

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Don't use private tabs for degeneracy brehs

I only just discovered private tabs recently.

IG's algorithm also uses suggestions from what similar users to yourself like as well. so it suggests that you might like those things.

Damn.

Her algorithm probably like that too. Tell her that’s how IG is.

I wouldn’t be mad if it was.

Well how would you feel if she was looking at half nekkid men?

I wouldn’t care honestly. I’d be mad if she was watching bird babble like real house wives and going on the shade room
Because I know she’s better than that.

 

[GhettoTeK]

On God, I only follow sports pages. I thought the algorithm doesn’t pick up on accounts you creep watch.

My lady wanted to show me something on Instagram, so she picked up my phone (I let her, she didn’t do it behind my back) and all she saw were ample suggestions of big booty redbones twerking.

Now she won’t talk to me. fukking Zuckerberg. fukk him and his ugly ass wife.

is your wife a big booty redbone?

 

[StretfordRed]

Of course a breh like you would have his woman pickup his phone....

 

[Luke Cage]

Of course a breh like you would have his woman pickup his phone....

Brehs, stop it. Unless your woman is stupid af, she should know that you not letting her use your phone is a red flag that you doing dirt you don't want her to know about. Literally no other reason to not let her use the phone. Better off getting a burner in that case. and having a decoy phone when around her.

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

My girl already know wassup if she go on my insta lmfao

 

[ThrobbingHood]

is your wife a big booty redbone?

Brown skinned with a big ass.

Brehs, stop it. Unless your woman is stupid af, she should know that you not letting her use your phone is a red flag that you doing dirt you don't want her to know about. Literally no other reason to not let her use the phone. Better off getting a burner in that case. and having a decoy phone when around her.

He’s a clown, don’t even entertain that c00n.

 

[Jazzy B.]

Let a woman use your phone brehs.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Let a woman use your phone brehs.

Why wouldn’t you?

 

[Jazzy B.]

Why wouldn’t you?

Unless it’s to take a photo or takeover a phone call that you’ve already started with someone else or an emergency. There’s no reason for her to be using your phone.

She has her own phone with its own data plan and with Instagram on it. She could have showed you what she wanted to show you on her own phone. Or asked you to search up what she wanted you to see herself.

 

[Mr.FOH]

On God, I only follow sports pages. I thought the algorithm doesn’t pick up on accounts you creep watch.

My lady wanted to show me something on Instagram, so she picked up my phone (I let her, she didn’t do it behind my back) and all she saw were ample suggestions of big booty redbones twerking.

Now she won’t talk to me. fukking Zuckerberg. fukk him and his ugly ass wife.

Tell your woman to get a grip