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Moms on vacation for 2 weeks and Im stuck watching her dog. This lil nikka is annoying as fukk 


I like animals.
But having a pet is just animal slavery.
I haven't seen a convincing argument otherwise.
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Them things are a nuisance to everyone I've known that had one. You go on vacation, you gotta beg someone to watch em. Cant even stay out all night without having to come back to your place smelling like piss and shyt
All the interactions between a pet owner and a pet have parallels with slavemaster and slaves.
yeah, im sure all these dogs would rather be bred & killed before they hit 2 than live in a loving home


Oh, ok then
its crazy how persistent dogs are too.. not just with how happy they are to see u every time but with other shyt like lookin at u when ur eating they sit there like
u aint gona let me have some of that
my dog is 4 yrs old n every time i even go near the leash she's likeevery time. without fail.
it's already prevented a break in at my parent's crib
sometimes i have a shytty day and im in a shytty mood. my dog can read that shyt and just comes and sits next to me like
when im pissed shes like
dogs are fukkin weird man![]()

never mind the fact that 95 of people who own a dog, their house smells like their fukkin dogAll yall soft. "Companionship"Them things are a nuisance to everyone I've known that had one. You go on vacation, you gotta beg someone to watch em. Cant even stay out all night without having to come back to your place smelling like piss and shyt
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Depends.You feed it, you wash it, you gotta handle its shyt, its a total money sink. Not like its a kid where eventually that kid will grow up and be self sufficient(hopefully). That thing is gonna be dependent on you from cradle to the grave. The most you play with it is 10-20 mins a day, tops.
So why do ppl bother?

rofl owning a turtleBirds an turtles outlive their owners.

I don't understand how people say they don't want/like kids because they depend on you, but they want/have a pet. The pet depends on them as well.

Nah they want some lil ass terrier. I can't stand small dogs I want something like a lab.

