Johnny Vulture
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I meant a real petBirds an turtles outlive their owners.

I meant a real petBirds an turtles outlive their owners.


its crazy how persistent dogs are too.. not just with how happy they are to see u every time but with other shyt like lookin at u when ur eating they sit there like
u aint gona let me have some of that
my dog is 4 yrs old n every time i even go near the leash she's likeevery time. without fail.
it's already prevented a break in at my parent's crib
sometimes i have a shytty day and im in a shytty mood. my dog can read that shyt and just comes and sits next to me like
when im pissed shes like
dogs are fukkin weird man![]()
I never had a dog before I moved in with my girlIm being pushed to by the powers that be to get a dog. Its sounds like another bill i really dont want to pay for. Plus after the novelty wears off, ill be the only idiot walking and caring for him![]()
this postits crazy how persistent dogs are too.. not just with how happy they are to see u every time but with other shyt like lookin at u when ur eating they sit there like
u aint gona let me have some of that
my dog is 4 yrs old n every time i even go near the leash she's likeevery time. without fail.
it's already prevented a break in at my parent's crib
sometimes i have a shytty day and im in a shytty mood. my dog can read that shyt and just comes and sits next to me like
when im pissed shes like
dogs are fukkin weird man![]()
You feed it, you wash it, you gotta handle its shyt, its a total money sink. Not like its a kid where eventually that kid will grow up and be self sufficient(hopefully). That thing is gonna be dependent on you from cradle to the grave. The most you play with it is 10-20 mins a day, tops.
So why do ppl bother?
There are degrees there you're ignoring I think...I don't understand how people say they don't want/like kids because they depend on you, but they want/have a pet. The pet depends on them as well.
theyre disgusting animals. cleaning up after em, walkin em like its a chore, fukk all that. you cant even eat food around them 

I never had a dog before I moved in with my girl
Trust me, you will end up loving that fukker like hes your own
I'm thinking about buying a snake soon![]()
You're a awful pet owner, 20 mins a day, smh. 15 min walk to the park, run the pit let him play for like 45 minutes, 15 min back, that over an hour right there, they don't talk but that's more time then I spend with most people I know, so shyt, that's the homie, plus he cool it with me on the couch whenever I'm watching tv. You can train them physically by making them strong an workout an look badass, then you train their brain by teaching them tricks and how to behave. Dogs are great, man. You suck.