WWE deadset on putting Vince in an Early Grave
Vince should take his talents to Jacksonville.
MenacingMonk
War & Peace
have they been using it on commentary?
Reality Check
Keepin' it 100
*Vince grabs his phone and dials*
Person Answering: Hello, h..
Vince McMahon: LOOK HERE YOU BUCK TOOTH BEAVER SON OF A bytch! WHAT THE fukk IS THIS HORSEshyt ABOUT WRESTLING?! WHY ARE THERE ACTUAL GODDAMN MIDGETS ON MY fukkING TV SCREEN?!
Person on other end: Sir...
Vince McMahon: I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ONE TO KEEP MY CUCK SON-IN-LAW AND MY DAUGHTER IN LINE NOW THAT ACE IS OUT OF THERE AND BRUCE IS MIA. WHAT THE fukk ARE YOU DOING THERE EVERY NIGHT, CHOKING ON SOMEONE'S dikk UNTIL YOU PUKE?!
Person on the other end: Sir, please....
Vince McMahon: LISTEN TO ME DAMMIT! I'M STILL MAJORITY SHAREHOLDER SO I CAN MAKE THE GODDAMN DECISIONS ABOUT WHAT APPEARS ON MY GODDAMN TELEVISION SHOW! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?!
Person on the other end: Sir, not sure who you're trying to reach but this is an Applebee's.
Vince McMahon: Oh. What the fukk is an Applebee's?
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HomieSoprano
Whattaya hear, whattaya say?
Early?!
Mike the Executioner
What went on up there? Poppers and weird sex!
Is the WWE Championship no longer being called the richest prize in sports entertainment?
Corny tweet tho
Womb Raider
sigh….*unzips pants*
What happened to the cokeboy account on here? I was gonna tag him but he disappeared backstage 
He was REALLY the only one who cared too.
Personally the show should be called sports entertainment IRL but in kayfabe they're wrestlers
Personally the show should be called sports entertainment IRL but in kayfabe they're wrestlers
motionlessZombie
All Star
I'm surprised Vince never tried to change the name of WrestleMania.