WWE Fast Lane 3.5.2017 - The Final Stop Before Wrestlemania!

[mrken12]

Meltzer ready to give that -6.

Fixed.

 

[Playaz Eyez]

hoped you enjoyed the show, dweeb

Only seen 3 actual matches on top of watching a 10 minute condensed highlight vid while listening to music and reading TSC. Hope you enjoyed 3 hours of "" doofus

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

 

[Silkk]

It's probably because of how he lost. A lot of people aren't going to be too excited for WM because the card is one of the worst looking ones that I've seen in a while.

shyt feel like 32, 29, & 27

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Only seen 3 actual matches on top of watching a 10 minute condensed highlight vid while listening to music and reading TSC. Hope you enjoyed 3 hours of "" doofus

I didn't dislike the show, for the most part the outcomes were already all but written

See you tomorrow night, mark

 

[JerseyBoy23]

This, and also there's no guy that the fans are die hard for right now.

If DB or Punk was around, or Goldberg won the smackdown belt over AJ right now best believe they'd be on his ass

That was their big mistake tbh. If they would've kept one of the belt's on Bryan they would've never had a fan revolt. In fact a Bryan/Punk were slated to have match for the Gold Belt, there's a possibility that they'd both still be wrestling.

 

[R=G]

21 secs? Lol! Part Timer Era, nyggas

 

[Westcoastnative]

She's a grade A Canadian PAWG.

 

[ManBearPig]

What is raw going to do with that US championship

 

[Skyjacker]

This show was awful in terms of decision making and match quality. It felt like a house show.

Neville/Gallagher was match of the night.

 

[Playaz Eyez]

I never want to hear Vince buries WCW talent on this board again

Ah yes, Vince and HHH are correcting things 15 years later

 

[Golayitdown]

I don't think that WM30 situation is a fair comparison in this situation. There's no one that's been built up to the point that DB was that SHOULD be getting a title shot. That's one of the bigger problems imo.

The Brock/Goldberg program is bigger than the belt. It's an unnecessary prop in that feud

Just like Twice in a Lifetime

 

[OVER]

They deserve it after all the crap lately.

Steph got that Phil tapped in the octagon joke on deck. Chicago don't want it with her.

 

[Fenian]

47% of people liked this piece of shyt?

 

[Potential Spam]

Chest was inexplicably red. Just a callback, breh.

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Dec 20, 2012
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I wrote this letter and sent it to her via the WWE "fan mail" address that I found online. I included a pic of myself, as well as my phone number and e-mail address. Maybe she will respond, maybe she wont. But you never know unless you try....

Dear AJ,

Oh my little Geek Goddess, how I wish there was some way for us to meet. A way for me to look into your eyes and tell you this face to face: I want you here with me, if only for one night. I live day to day thinking of you. I picture in my mind everything about you, as if you were really here beside me. When I fall asleep I dream that you're firm, naked body is next to me and I can feel your young, olive skin underneath my hand. I dream of running my hands through your beautiful brown hair, down your back, and over every part of your firm, young backside. I want to share my insatiable desire with you.

How can I get close to you? I'm too shy to talk to you; so at this moment it feels safer to watch you from afar with no rejections. You have taken up residence in my heart. I want so badly for you to tell me everything I want to hear but you won't. I want you to tell me that you want me, but you won't. Every time I think of you I can feel the butterflies fluttering inside me. You don't notice me or the way I look at you; maybe it's 'cause you only see me as a fan and nothing more, but when I look at you, nothing can turn my eyes away.

At night I lay in bed and dream of you coming to my door, grabbing me in your muscular arms and kissing me. I dream of you and me lying side by side; running my hands down your supple chest, across your firm stomach ... feeling every inch of your chiseled abdominal muscles with my fingers. I imagine kissing you all over your amazing body. Whispering in your ear how badly I want you. I want you to hold me close and I want to hear your voice as you are in the throws of uncontrollable passion and pleasure. I imagine your muscular thighs wrapped around me. I fantasize of looking into your gorgeous brown eyes as I release my passion all over your firm round chest. And every time we touch; we would feel like we were the only two in existence. As we lay there, I would beg you to make love to me over and over.

But, as I sit here watching Smackdown fade to black, my heart sinks with it. My pain is my entire fault; when will I learn? You would never want me. I'm not perfect, handsome, or anyone important. I’m no 10 time WWE Champion or Money in the Bank winner. I have to let the dream of you and me go, for I am a man with an unrequited crush.

Yours Always and Forever,

Matt Black"

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