Wyd?

[b_low_brown]

Wyd?

 

[Cat piss martini]

i'm about to one star your thread.
while i'm at it i'll throw in a neg.

 

[cozy carl]

literally just got off the phone with my job & told em I'm too handsome to work in this heat today.
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[Captain Crunch]

It’s hot as hell, staying in and playing PS4

 

[P90]

Weekly cut getting this taper clean

 

[Jean Jacket]

Bottomless Mimosas on Sundays brehs...

 

[str8up]

feel like i'm having a heart attack

 

[Jean Jacket]

 

[Morethan1]

Bout to watch TBT

 

[HearNoEvil]

fukking around on the internet and trying to get this girl to come over.

 

[b_low_brown]

Cuz drugs?

 

[315]

Putting together a playlist for a mix

 

[ViShawn]

Eating tacos. Gonna go shooting later.

 

[b_low_brown]

fukking around on the internet and trying to get this girl to come over.

Trying? Just use bait

Bait depends on what kind of girl she is

Gossip type? "You won't believe this shyt. Can't even say it over the phone, feds watching. When you free?"

Its on you to figure out what to say but by then shes already at your house

Headass erykah badu type? Ask for help doing your natal chart. Tell her your reiki guide told you to have a 3 min eye contact exercise with a spiritually powerful peer, and she was the first who came to mind.

Stoner? Tell her u got some dumb fire from a white dude scientist, even if its some oregano these chicks can't tell once its in a wood.

Freak? Send her some twitter porn like "its too early for mfs to retweet shyt like this. On Sunday too " she will respond with drooling emoji or equivalent. Then casually tell her "he wasn't even hitting that right smh" then continue the convo for a little before asking her to come over and watch tv

 

[Jean Jacket]

Cuz drugs?

Nothin like chocolate smoking chocolate.