Y’all agree with Macaulay Culkin?

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Completely random and people just went past it.

Was you part of a Make a Wish kid?


*taken from a social media post i wrote about it a few months back.


My old man took us to Disney world in 1990 and on account of his meticulous planning, had dinner reserved one night at a puppet themed restaurant in the magical kingdom.

Upon entrance the
man gushed about what "good" seats we had.

My father, forever the incredulous curmudgeon (much like his son) turned to his family and sneered "What?! a black man can't have good seats!?"
Welp, it turned out that the seats in question were directly next to a man who looked remarkably like the King of Pop, right down to his trademark red leather and fedora.

"It's an impersonator." my father muttered, picking at his salad.

Eager to please, I blindly agreed and folded my arms in disgust.

It was Michael Motherfukking Jackson.

Not only that.. but he had arguably the hottest child actor in America at the time, Macllay Culkin sitting beside him.

My mother and sister knew better.

They rushed him and were granted a brief conversation and an autograph.

I sat in solidarity with my father, stern faced and pretending to be indifferent.of course by now the entire establishment was in a frenzy and from the murmurs I heard, were plotting to descend upon the mega star. So Peter Pan's team staged a food fight and were quickly ushered out the back door. One of my greatest regrets in life is that I didn't play it "cool" and went to shake the man's hand. Who knows how that could have shifted the course of my existence. Maybe I'd be at Neverland ranch being read bedtime stories while nursing a glass of "Jesus Juice" and scheming on a multi million dollar lawsuit.
Nah... I wasn't ethnically ambiguous.







 

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Na, he stopped fụcking with Hollywood and turned down a shıt ton of deals then ran away to Paris with Mila Kunis.

They divorced - he's still collecting royalties and has creative freedom to pretty much do whatever after suing his parents. So he just chills and goes to Cleveland Browns games and backyard amateur wrestling shıt.

He did a couple of little roles here and there like party monster and saved but he's pretty much lowkey. Must've seen some traumatic shıt as a kid. His younger brother is an Oscar winning actor and is doing what we've all thought he would've been doing by now.

Speaking of joker, he would be a dope Joker in Gunn's DC universe.

A new HOme alone would make bank with macauley though, an old grinch who now hates christmas, working on christmas eve while everyone is spending time with their families.
 

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It was better than it had any right to be :manny:
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Na, he stopped fụcking with Hollywood and turned down a shıt ton of deals then ran away to Paris with Mila Kunis.

They divorced - he's still collecting royalties and has creative freedom to pretty much do whatever after suing his parents. So he just chills and goes to Cleveland Browns games and backyard amateur wrestling shıt.

He did a couple of little roles here and there like party monster and saved but he's pretty much lowkey. Must've seen some traumatic shıt as a kid. His younger brother is an Oscar winning actor and is doing what we've all thought he would've been doing by now.

Speaking of joker, he would be a dope Joker in Gunn's DC universe.
Ain't he fukking Brenda song sexy ass?
 

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Home alone 2 made me want to go to NYC as a kid

And also buy a cheese pizza and watch the grinch cartoon

Hell when I went to NYC as an adult I stayed at the plaza (Hotel) just because of home alone, I also went to central park just because of home alone 2.

That's true :ehh:
 
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