yall ever just bush a chick mid date?

[UWasntThere]

Oh ok here’s one:

During the early days of tinder I met a brehette and after talking for a while she invited me out to this club her and her friends were going to on Saturday night.

So I get dressed up, pay the cover fee, and while I’m walking to the bar to grab my drink I see she’s up against the wall with some brehs tongue down her throat. She catches a glance of me and looks away



Undeterred I approached a Latin pawg up near the bar and uncharacteristically offered to buy her a drink. We joked about her wanting a screw driver at 11pm and she invited me to dance. Bytch was nasty grinding her ass on my dicc like she was giving me a lap dance then turned around rubbing her big titties in my face

We kept drinking and dancing and she was gettin real freaky feeling me up right on the dance floor I was squeezing that ass and making out with her



There was a hotel next door so I booked it on my phone and invited her back with me. She said she had to go talk to her friends first. Guess who it was? She pretended like she didn’t know me and I left with her friend and she left alone



Smashed that 3 times raw and never talked to those hoes again

 

[Koli_Kat]

I was in a relationship but also had a shorty on the side that I was seeing for a month or two.

Long story short, me and the side chick and her friend all go out bowling one afternoon. I had picked them up from the mall and they threw all their bags and things they bought in my trunk.

Halfway into bowling my actual girlfriend calls me for something or other and I had to go, so I told side chick I needed to run out real quick but that I’d be right back.

That was the he last I ever saw that girl.

Straight up left her at the bowling alley with her friend and low key stole all their mall purchases they left in my trunk

I ended up giving a pair of heels and an outfit to my girl cause they fit.

Edit: Just to clarify, me bouncing with all their stuff and not coming back was not planned and a byproduct of my girlfriend hitting me up. I was just too embarrassed to ever hit side chick up again after ditching her at the bowling alley with her little friend. My girl liked the shoes tho

Don't blame you. When wifey calls, wifey calls

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

I wanna hear more about the “you pick the restaurant” game lol

Blind date, but not really a blind date after my ex-wife
My patnas then girlfriend(now wife) was dying for me to meet her girlfriend
I met her initially at a kick back at his crib
She seemed cool and claimed to be a “foodie”
I told her earlier that I really didn’t have a taste for anything and let’s just play by ear
So when I picked her up, I remembered this bomb ass place that served shawarma
As she gets in the car
Me: Hey I got a place in mind now, it’ll be a surprise
Her: What is it
Me: Don’t worry, just sit back and relax, you won’t be disappointed
Her: Look one thing I don’t play about is food
I need details
(Me in my head): bytch you ain’t that fine to begin with but I’m going to chill. It’s a beautiful Sunday
Have you ever had shawarma
Her: The fukk is that
Me: (in my head again) Ma’am you told me you were a foodie and you don’t know what shawarma is
Have you ever had a gyro, it’s something to that effect
Her: it’s pronounced Guy-Ro
And no I don’t have a taste for that
You are the man and should have made proper arrangements for better food options
So think of somewhere else because I’m not eating no shawarma or whatever the fukk that is
(Me in my head again) oh this hoe really on one today. This my patnas girls-girlfriend
And she cool people so I’m not going to talk shyt to her. You know what I’m just going to take this raggedy bytch home and go enjoy my damn shawarma by myself
(Me out loud) Cool I got another option. How about Pappadeauxs
Her: Oh now we talking my style
So I turn up Dwele (Subject Album) and proceed to start driving but not in the direction of Pappadeauxs but she’s not paying attention because shes in her phone
I guess whatever/whoever she was texting stopped and she looked up because the car stopped
Her: Can’t wait to get me some fried alligator
Wait, you back in front of my house
Me: This ain’t going to work
We are just not compatible
Her: Why is it because you don’t have the money to take a woman to a nice restaurant
Me: Yep I don’t make enough bread on my meager earnings at the Post Office
I’m sorry to disappoint you and for wasting your time
Her: Are you fukking serious
Tired of you broke ass nikkas
Gets out my car and slams the door
Her: You know I’m telling Brenda about this(my homies girl)
Me:

Til this day every time she sees me it’s on sight
My wife stays with the passive aggressive jabs at her lonely ass though
Good times

 

[hood b. goode]

 

[datnigDASTARDLY]

Blind date, but not really a blind date after my ex-wife
My patnas then girlfriend(now wife) was dying for me to meet her girlfriend
I met her initially at a kick back at his crib
She seemed cool and claimed to be a “foodie”
I told her earlier that I really didn’t have a taste for anything and let’s just play by ear
So when I picked her up, I remembered this bomb ass place that served shawarma
As she gets in the car
Me: Hey I got a place in mind now, it’ll be a surprise
Her: What is it
Me: Don’t worry, just sit back and relax, you won’t be disappointed
Her: Look one thing I don’t play about is food
I need details
(Me in my head): bytch you ain’t that fine to begin with but I’m going to chill. It’s a beautiful Sunday
Have you ever had shawarma
Her: The fukk is that
Me: (in my head again) Ma’am you told me you were a foodie and you don’t know what shawarma is
Have you ever had a gyro, it’s something to that effect
Her: it’s pronounced Guy-Ro
And no I don’t have a taste for that
You are the man and should have made proper arrangements for better food options
So think of somewhere else because I’m not eating no shawarma or whatever the fukk that is
(Me in my head again) oh this hoe really on one today. This my patnas girls-girlfriend
And she cool people so I’m not going to talk shyt to her. You know what I’m just going to take this raggedy bytch home and go enjoy my damn shawarma by myself
(Me out loud) Cool I got another option. How about Pappadeauxs
Her: Oh now we talking my style
So I turn up Dwele (Subject Album) and proceed to start driving but not in the direction of Pappadeauxs but she’s not paying attention because shes in her phone
I guess whatever/whoever she was texting stopped and she looked up because the car stopped
Her: Can’t wait to get me some fried alligator
Wait, you back in front of my house
Me: This ain’t going to work
We are just not compatible
Her: Why is it because you don’t have the money to take a woman to a nice restaurant
Me: Yep I don’t make enough bread on my meager earnings at the Post Office
I’m sorry to disappoint you and for wasting your time
Her: Are you fukking serious
Tired of you broke ass nikkas
Gets out my car and slams the door
Her: You know I’m telling Brenda about this(my homies girl)
Me:

Til this day every time she sees me it’s on sight
My wife stays with the passive aggressive jabs at her lonely ass though
Good times

 

[Dont@Me]

Blind date, but not really a blind date after my ex-wife
My patnas then girlfriend(now wife) was dying for me to meet her girlfriend
I met her initially at a kick back at his crib
She seemed cool and claimed to be a “foodie”
I told her earlier that I really didn’t have a taste for anything and let’s just play by ear
So when I picked her up, I remembered this bomb ass place that served shawarma
As she gets in the car
Me: Hey I got a place in mind now, it’ll be a surprise
Her: What is it
Me: Don’t worry, just sit back and relax, you won’t be disappointed
Her: Look one thing I don’t play about is food
I need details
(Me in my head): bytch you ain’t that fine to begin with but I’m going to chill. It’s a beautiful Sunday
Have you ever had shawarma
Her: The fukk is that
Me: (in my head again) Ma’am you told me you were a foodie and you don’t know what shawarma is
Have you ever had a gyro, it’s something to that effect
Her: it’s pronounced Guy-Ro
And no I don’t have a taste for that
You are the man and should have made proper arrangements for better food options
So think of somewhere else because I’m not eating no shawarma or whatever the fukk that is
(Me in my head again) oh this hoe really on one today. This my patnas girls-girlfriend
And she cool people so I’m not going to talk shyt to her. You know what I’m just going to take this raggedy bytch home and go enjoy my damn shawarma by myself
(Me out loud) Cool I got another option. How about Pappadeauxs
Her: Oh now we talking my style
So I turn up Dwele (Subject Album) and proceed to start driving but not in the direction of Pappadeauxs but she’s not paying attention because shes in her phone
I guess whatever/whoever she was texting stopped and she looked up because the car stopped
Her: Can’t wait to get me some fried alligator
Wait, you back in front of my house
Me: This ain’t going to work
We are just not compatible
Her: Why is it because you don’t have the money to take a woman to a nice restaurant
Me: Yep I don’t make enough bread on my meager earnings at the Post Office
I’m sorry to disappoint you and for wasting your time
Her: Are you fukking serious
Tired of you broke ass nikkas
Gets out my car and slams the door
Her: You know I’m telling Brenda about this(my homies girl)
Me:

Til this day every time she sees me it’s on sight
My wife stays with the passive aggressive jabs at her lonely ass though
Good times

I seriously hate these bytches just thinking you're their walking wallet. fukk that. on sight!

 

[Bless't]

Great thread.

 

[Dont@Me]

we needa bring this back

 

[Jasonmask]

Yeah but tbf she did it to me first. I forgot why I left in particular but I atleast gave her the courtesy that I was leaving she didn’t believe me. She still fukked w me after that though it was a bold move that worked out.

 

[tuckgod]

Yeah I used to do dumb shyt like that now I have 3 daughters

 

[Regular Developer]

Luckily, I've been able to date women with at least minimum levels of couth... Actually, that might be a lie. There was one girl I took to see Django Unchained and she was yelling at the movie. If ever I felt like bushing a chick mid date, it was then. But I'm not a public embarrass type person, so I just didn't take her on anymore dates. But ever other woman were great. And I say minimum, cause one girl did curse a little bit, but she kept her talking to table volume, so I'm cool with that

 

[downtheline]

We drove around looking for somewhere to chill and at a stop light dudes in the car next to us looked in and started cracking up