this nikka a scumbagI was in a relationship already but also had a shorty on the side that I was seeing for a month or two.
Long story short, me and the side chick and her friend all go out bowling one afternoon. I had picked them up from the mall and they threw all their bags and things they bought in my trunk.
Halfway into bowling my actual girlfriend calls me for something or other and I had to go, so I told side chick I needed to run out real quick but that Iād be right back.
That was the he last I ever saw that girl. Straight up left her at the bowling alley with her friend and low key stole all their mall purchases they left in my trunk
I ended up giving a pair of heels and an outfit to my girl cause they fit.![]()

the earlier, the better breh. saluteYep got catfished in the early days of Tinder. Walked in the bar. Saw her was hoping it wasn't her. Confirmed it was her. Finished my drink told her it wasn't gonna work and left. She said sorry as I was walking away.

breh, break up your stories! i thought this was all one chickTalked about her bowel movement and how the unagi ran through her while eating sushi
Expeditiously asked for the check afterwards
Defamed the great Al Green I was playing in my ride
Didnāt make it two blocks on that one
Played that āyou pick the restaurantā game
Promptly dropped her ass right back at her crib 10 minutes later
Started yelling orders at me while doing an escape room
Calmly found all the clues myself
Once I got the door open, started power walking to my car like Forest Gump and left her ass at the spot
She only had two glasses of red wine before projectile vomiting on the bar
Beyond lite weight, got her an Uber
Woke up to a long ass text apologizing with some weird shyt about her past relationships and how I might be the ONE
Block/deleted
Said she doesnāt date blue collared men but I was the exception,
FOH
Let a girl beat me at pool(why did I do that for)
Commenced talking cash shyt to me about how trash I was and how her pops was this and that
Told her to put here money where her mouth is
Waxed that ass in 9 ball within 5 minutes
Laughed and walked out with $50
My dating life had more lows than highs
But the highs![]()

can't believe you pool sharked a ho on a date though


She told me she worked at a crab shack and I should meet her when she gets off so we can smash
I get there, call her, and see a heavyset chick walking toward my car
she gets in all sweaty with stains on her uniform, smelling like seafood of course, and exchanges pleasantries. In my head, Iām thinking i donāt want this body on my resume, so I ask her to go back inside and grab me a Pepsi
as soon as she was 30 paces from my car, I peel out and kick up dust since it was a dirt parking lot. She started blowing up my phone immediately, but I dared not answer









