yall ever just bush a chick mid date?

[Dont@Me]

I was in a relationship already but also had a shorty on the side that I was seeing for a month or two.

Long story short, me and the side chick and her friend all go out bowling one afternoon. I had picked them up from the mall and they threw all their bags and things they bought in my trunk.

Halfway into bowling my actual girlfriend calls me for something or other and I had to go, so I told side chick I needed to run out real quick but that I’d be right back.

That was the he last I ever saw that girl. Straight up left her at the bowling alley with her friend and low key stole all their mall purchases they left in my trunk

I ended up giving a pair of heels and an outfit to my girl cause they fit.

this nikka a scumbag

Yep got catfished in the early days of Tinder. Walked in the bar. Saw her was hoping it wasn't her. Confirmed it was her. Finished my drink told her it wasn't gonna work and left. She said sorry as I was walking away.

the earlier, the better breh. salute

Talked about her bowel movement and how the unagi ran through her while eating sushi
Expeditiously asked for the check afterwards
Defamed the great Al Green I was playing in my ride
Didn’t make it two blocks on that one
Played that “you pick the restaurant” game
Promptly dropped her ass right back at her crib 10 minutes later
Started yelling orders at me while doing an escape room
Calmly found all the clues myself
Once I got the door open, started power walking to my car like Forest Gump and left her ass at the spot
She only had two glasses of red wine before projectile vomiting on the bar
Beyond lite weight, got her an Uber
Woke up to a long ass text apologizing with some weird shyt about her past relationships and how I might be the ONE
Block/deleted
Said she doesn’t date blue collared men but I was the exception,
FOH
Let a girl beat me at pool(why did I do that for)
Commenced talking cash shyt to me about how trash I was and how her pops was this and that
Told her to put here money where her mouth is
Waxed that ass in 9 ball within 5 minutes
Laughed and walked out with $50
My dating life had more lows than highs
But the highs

breh, break up your stories! i thought this was all one chick
can't believe you pool sharked a ho on a date though

 

[Swirv]

Don’t consider a date:

went to meet up with a chick off the party line one day She told me she worked at a crab shack and I should meet her when she gets off so we can smash I get there, call her, and see a heavyset chick walking toward my car she gets in all sweaty with stains on her uniform, smelling like seafood of course, and exchanges pleasantries. In my head, I’m thinking i don’t want this body on my resume, so I ask her to go back inside and grab me a Pepsi as soon as she was 30 paces from my car, I peel out and kick up dust since it was a dirt parking lot. She started blowing up my phone immediately, but I dared not answer

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

I catfish by a big filipino.bbw...borderline ssbbw




My dumbass tried to lift her up

Sounds like you still smashed

 

[GodinDaFlesh]

Yep, it's a great feeling

 

[richaveli83]

I don't know if this would be considered bushing but we were having dinner and the conversation was dead. She was giving one word answers and acting indifferent. Her body language also told the story. I told her let's not waste each other's time and just call it a night and she agreed. She gave me a hug and said hope you find what your looking for. We both drove our cars to the restaurant so I didn't have to worry about taking her home or calling her a cab or uber.

 

[Cat piss martini]

I went to a luau my homies ole lady
was throwing so i was dressed in a polo
short set with flips and a little jewlery on.
So i make my rounds and speak to
the crew and a few ducks from around the
way.
My homies ole lady waves me over,
hands me a patron and lime,introduces
me to her homegirl and leaves with a smile
on her face.
her homegirl was bad but i knew what
she was on 2.3 seconds after i sat down.

her: so what do you do.
me: i'm a professional chiller.
her: so how is that working out for you?
me: pretty good.....no complaints.
her: you married?,tied down?
me: you taking applications?
her: waiting to be blessed with chanel bracelets and hermes.
me: those blessings are as good as yours love.
her: you could bless me.
me: naw..... the blessings are for me.
her:
*grabbed my drink and walked off*

 

[Collateral]

i was talking to this chick on POF who i was just interesting in slamming ass.

So , i drove from the bronx to some part in north jersey to meet up with her and chill for an hour or two.
When i picked her up , she was uglier in person (not fat or anything , just mostly facially ) and i think she was
autistic.

I only drove like a block from where i picked her up , when i had to stop the car and tell her that this
wasnt going to work and that she had to get out of my car. That took some courage from me , because
im not into hurting people's feeling that harshly . That probably ruined her day/week. I just didnt want to be
seen with her in public.

that was like 10 years ago ,and i still think about it .

So , not really mid-date ...more like right at the start of the date.

POF, north Jersey, autistic looking

She black and have big titties?

 

[Mike809]

POF, north Jersey, autistic looking

She black and have big titties?

I cant exactly remember, but I don't think so.

I'm more of an ass guy, so that's probably what made me make that drive. Yeah , she was black.

 

[Commish]

I don't know if this would be considered bushing but we were having dinner and the conversation was dead. She was giving one word answers and acting indifferent. Her body language also told the story. I told her let's not waste each other's time and just call it a night and she agreed. She gave me a hug and said hope you find what your looking for. We both drove our cars to the restaurant so I didn't have to worry about taking her home or calling her a cab or uber.

You kept it official! I wish more men did what you did!

Salute!

 

[Dont@Me]

Don’t consider a date:

went to meet up with a chick off the party line one day She told me she worked at a crab shack and I should meet her when she gets off so we can smash I get there, call her, and see a heavyset chick walking toward my car she gets in all sweaty with stains on her uniform, smelling like seafood of course, and exchanges pleasantries. In my head, I’m thinking i don’t want this body on my resume, so I ask her to go back inside and grab me a Pepsi as soon as she was 30 paces from my car, I peel out and kick up dust since it was a dirt parking lot. She started blowing up my phone immediately, but I dared not answer

Breh was not trying to eat gumbo while he ate gumbo

 

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Venice Beach

 

[old pig]

just had a date today and told her i wanted to walk around the beach (in Venice)........but without her.

 

[old pig]

I only drove like a block from where i picked her up , when i had to stop the car and tell her that this
wasnt going to work and that she had to get out of my car. That took some courage from me , because
im not into hurting people's feeling that harshly . That probably ruined her day/week. I just didnt want to be
seen with her in public.

 

[old pig]

Yep got catfished in the early days of Tinder. Walked in the bar. Saw her was hoping it wasn't her. Confirmed it was her. Finished my drink told her it wasn't gonna work and left. She said sorry as I was walking away.

these stories are fukking priceless…bytch apologized for being unattractive lmaooo

 

[old pig]

she gets in all sweaty with stains on her uniform, smelling like seafood of course, and exchanges pleasantries. In my head, I’m thinking i don’t want this body on my resume, so I ask her to go back inside and grab me a Pepsi as soon as she was 30 paces from my car, I peel out and kick up dust since it was a dirt parking lot.

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