I had a similar thing happen back when I worked R&D at HP...
Went to get a last minute christmas gift for a cousin or whatever at an outlet mall... went into some random thift shop and got her an alarm clock with birds on it or some shyt...
Man the dude who checked me out was a dude I went to college with...he looked ROUGH...like sleeping on a park bench ROUGH...
He wanted that commission so damn bad...he was boxing out anyone else at the store from talking to me scared they were going to take his sale of this shytty little 5 dollar clock...
I was like damn the game cold
Also I worked at UPS for a few months...the first check I got
Straight up told the supervisor something GOT to be wrong with my check cause this aint enough...I done lost 7 pounds this week alone loading these heavy ass packages...
Looked me dead in my eye and was like it's all there
Had to double them apply clicks on careerbuilder and monster and indeed.com...I was like I can't live like this a second longer than I have to
UPS was

...I knew a chick who was legit making like 30 dollars a week working their